Premature Ejaculate..
Was only going to post this as a Friday Funny.. But Gobz was whining about me not being funny enough *sigh* Not all that funny, but good for a giggle nonetheless, Is this better, Ma’am?!? Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share...
Undemanding children and BigFoot..
I have yet to meet one of those for myself.. So of late I have been a bad blogger *spank-spank-giggle*.. but lets not dwell on that frivolousness right now. Here is a quick snapshot of things on my mind: Sticking my foot up Hairyknuckle’s ass (fear of it falling off from toxic shock prevents me).. Children who DONT DO THEIR DAMN projects on time/at all.. Holidays.. *Censored*.. End of month accounts.. My current urge to say *fuck you* all the time.. This cold that refuses to release me from its evil clutches.. How much I have been enjoying my BIRTHDAY month!!.. The Hill2Hill2009 ..hoping and praying for good weather this year.. My ass and what it REALLY looks like..(I worry about this from time to time).. Some more *censored* stuff .. I think my car...
Breaking Daffidols & Spanking Tealadies..
I need a holiday, a break from it all.. I don’t particularly care where it is. Just as long as it isn’t here.. in fact it shouldn’t be within 100km’s from here so that I am not sucked into the dramatics of life at home.. It’s not that things are bad here.. on the contrary, things are brilliant !! BUT.. ..I am stagnating and need a change of pace and scenery before I am consumed by the mundaneness of life as it were. I don’t want to login to any consoles or open Dreamweaver or answer emails or take calls, I don’t want to have to drop everything in the afternoon to do the schoolrun, I don’t want to worry about cooking dinner, I don’t want to hear my alarm go off in the morning at 5.30am and have to drag myself...
10 things I know about …
Men are not always as cut and dried as most people would have you believe. Here are a few things that I have learnt about men.. ———————————————————————————————— Men actually like your girly pet-names for them, but please, not in front of the other guys!! Men don’t know how their toenails got like that!? And really want your advice/help on how to fix them.. Men may look confident and secure but would really love and appreciate a kind word and a compliment or two from you from time to time.. Men don’t want to know EVERYTHING you’ve done, and EVERYONE...
Are ppl REALLY that stupid??
Phoning and pretending to be someone else thinking its a private number but my caller ID tells me a different story.. Next time you ask your cronies to phone me and lie, check that they are smart enough to operate a telephone, K? Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share This:
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