Breaking Daffidols & Spanking Tealadies..

I need a holiday, a break from it all.. I don’t particularly care where it is. Just as long as it isn’t here.. in fact it shouldn’t be within 100km’s from here so that I am not sucked into the dramatics of life at home.. It’s not that things are bad here.. on the contrary, things are brilliant !! BUT.. ..I am stagnating and need a change of pace and scenery before I am consumed by the mundaneness of life as it were. I don’t want to login to any consoles or open Dreamweaver or answer emails or take calls, I don’t want to have to drop everything in the afternoon to do the schoolrun, I don’t want to worry about cooking dinner, I don’t want to hear my alarm go off in the morning at 5.30am and have to drag myself...