This guy walked into a bar..
Something said this morning reminded me of a joke I used to tell back in the day when my skirts were shorter and the only typing I did was under duress from a stern Afrikaans teacher who had a propensity to whack me over the fingers with a ruler.. And upon remembering this joke I thought about sharing it only to come to a cruel reality that it just wouldn’t be as funny today as it was then! Why? I dunno really.. I think that people are less impressed by things and walk around with an attitude of been there-done that mostly. No one sees the funny side of life half as much as they used to and slapstick is very UnPC. I however laugh at EVERYTHING and am often found laughing at EVERYONE too. I spend most of my time looking for the next giggle.. creating my own...
IceCream on a hot summers day = ….
So what is it that causes my children to do everything in their power to drive me to points of mental meltdown?? It is almost seasonal with extreme moments bringing me to this fragile point where all I want to do is grab my handbag, jump on a plane and SMS them from Tahiti. I haven’t yet gone running and screaming for the border primarily due to SexyG hiding my passport (again, he sees the flight instinct kick in before I do..lol!) from me but also because I am first and foremost a mom and we never(almost never) leave the kids behind..but it doesn’t stop me from wishing for tall multi-coloured alcoholic beverages served to me on a quiet beach in another country where kids are afraid to enter for fear of getting shot. Funny thing is… They...
the BIG favour …
OK, so as most of you know I have been hinting and cajoling and been super vague about this BIG but totally worthy Favour!! I am not asking this of just anyone really.. I am asking this of YOU, YOU and YOU! My friends, My family, My Connections, EVERYONE including ol’ Hairyknuckle.. it shouldn’t take more than 5 min and for every person who does this for me I will send Happy Thoughts wrapped in hugs and tickles!! WHERE TO GO: Here –>> www.SPRINGLEAP.com ->> login or register<<- WHAT TO DO: Vote for me (GIMME A BIG 5) of course!!! HOW DO YOU FIND ME: My T-Shirt Design will have a thumbnail that looks like this ->> Which will expand to the final T-Shirt design that looks like this ->> titled …...
It is NOT my Birthday…yet =))
Time does fly doesnt it!!? Almost feels like 11months and 10 days since I last had a birthday! So being my birthday and all I want to do some celebrations and salutations but I am stumped as to what and how.. Any one got some solid assvice?? 1 person likes this...
Happy Womans Day!!
Hope you are getting some much needed rest only disturbed by massages and food…I know I am!! Like Unlike
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