Twigh School twitter..

Twitter, love or hate it. Everyone does it. Its like high school all over again. There are the cool kids and the not so cool kids and then of course the geeky kids who can be both cool and uncool depending on their social skills.

And there is obviously the obligatory pushers trying to force people to buy their crap<-we will ignore those for now…maybe forever.

It is addictive, informative and crazy to observe and almost as much fun as doing people watching at the pav.

But if you aren’t one of the cool kids then your @replies and DM’s go unnoticed leaving you feeling invisible and wanting to hide in the toilets, again. There are no toilets in twitland, actually. I was just being descriptive here in case you thought tweeps took a twit in the twithouse too. But being the uncool one following far more than you are being followed is a sad thing and can, I would imagine, cause some to commit twuitide in twitland. But so far as yet none has been documented.

And if you one of the cool kids then all you do is chit chat all day and get no work done. You speak about yourself and how fabulous or accidently sexy you are or how big your schlong may or may not be.. you know, cool stuff! But there is a moment and you will suddenly be found swamped under by missed deadlines and unproductive performance reviews on your desk. But all that is fine and dandy and that is, after all, why they manufacture #RedBull and #Bioplus, dontcha know?

I personally don’t even bother DM’ing most peeps, I would rather not be ignored. Sooo by not DM’ing them I don’t get dissed, you with me so far? Its not that I don’t think I am cool.. because I actually think I am very cool and the planet where I come from I am Queen but ever since I made the announcement that I plan #WorldDomination tweeps have been wary.

@aplusk is probably one of the most pop tweeps at the moment, with him being the ultra hot Ashton Kutcher and all, if you dont count @Oprah who is not really a tweep as much as a Twiva (Tweep +Diva = Twiva).

I have a few favourites who make my day fun and exciting with their quirky tweets recounting their life-moments and then those that have me clicking and going ‘OMG! where do you find this stuff?’. But mostly I enjoy the information that just pours from everyone. I feel less like a hermit and more in touch with people even though I don’t get out that much.

So I suppose even though Twitter is to blame for productivity occasionally taking a dive and creating a platform where the cool kids rule (yet again). I am very grateful to the wealth of knowledge I constantly gain from it.

Thanks Twitter, for bringing the virtual wedgy and virtual bra snapping to the world. I am sure someone somewhere appreciates it and may even have written a song about it… For now I best log off and get these reports done, sigh.