I am going to just pump myself full of drugs until I am unconscious and THEN they can take me to the doc.. ok?

See you when I am able to drag myself out of the bed again..

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At the very thought of Tom Selleck my mom would visibly swoon and shout at all of us to keep quiet because her boyfriend was coming on the telly!

Aint he Just GAWJISS!!!

Even my Dad understood he was out moustached by ol Magnum PI. He would just chuckle and watch my mom get excited everytime TomSelleck smiled for the camera’s and how she would gasp when he got tackled by the bad guys..

My mom LOVED Tom Selleck and I think if she had been given the opportunity to meet him in real life she would’ve happily left us all behind and run off with him (<–read kidnap him).

So here is an image you can print and iron on a T-shirt and have your own HeartThrob Memorabilia of the Original StudMeister!!

HeartThrob To go…

Happy Birthday Mom,

I love you and miss you like mad!

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I have kept quiet for long enough and feel that it has served no purpose. Some people go about things in such an atrocious way that perhaps the only way forward is to name and shame..

Correct me if I am wrong on this.. Show me a better way forward when dealing with an obtuse beast that believes that material things hold more value than love..

SexyG hasnt seen his daughters since before Easter..Missed their birthdays and still he sits and waits for the  self absorbed bitch to come to her senses.. How sad for the little girls not to be able to spend anytime with their Dad because their Mom has issues. Very sad indeed!

I tried mediating with ol’ Hairyknuckle a few weeks back by sending her an email suggesting that we all get together and try and find an amicable solution in the best interest of the girls. She phoned me the next day and it was an exhausting conversation to say the least. She went to great lengths to tell me that  I am the reason why she doesn’t have a relationship with SexyG and why he will no longer have a relationship with his daughters. :-O !! Really?

I kept asking her what she wants.. and she would avoid my question. Told me we must do what we want. She is not interested in changing her mind on this matter.

She then went on to tell me that SexyG doesn’t try hard enough to see his children. And that he needs to make more effort?  How BIZARRE! Everytime he phones she doesn’t answer.. and all sms’s get ignored..He isn’t allowed to come to their *home as MacDonald s has always been the point of pickup, so what must he do? I asked her what she tells the girls when they ask about their dad, and she said that she tells them that she is more than accommodating but he chooses not to make enough effort. Wow, can she be full of shit or what?

To complete the conversation off with me she threw in for good measure “oh and you probably killed your mother too..”

Great, her mental instability is ever present… Speaking with her on the phone brought home to me how awful she really is.I have not had a conversation with someone as shallow and self absorbed as her in quite some time!

Now I sit back and wonder to myself what I have ever done to her to make her behave in such an atrocious manner.. and I can think of nothing, niks, nada! There is the blogging of HairyKnuckle I suppose but that was after the fact, actually. The venom that she extrudes predates the blog by many months..

So why is she being such a stupid cow then? The girls are pampered and loved and treated like princesses when they are here with their Daddy. He eats their tummies and tickles their toes. They want for nothing and get dirty with the boys and are found shrieking with giggles when the boys do something silly.. Family is important to us, to me and should be important to her.

So its been awhile since he has been able to see his kids and not marrying the stupid bitch he doesn’t have too many rights unless he wants to go the route of long court proceedings in which he isnt guaranteed a win(fathers in the country don’t have too many rights). Or we could wait it out till the girls are old enough to see through their mothers crappy way (which they will) and insist on seeing their Dad.

But, I still believe that underneath all that materialist and self-loving bullshit she is a mother and wants what is best for her girls. And with that hope I lay and wait for her to catch a wake up and stop spending so much time looking for a husband/slave and do the right thing by her kids.

Its not about her.. but she wants it to be about her. She wants to have a ‘relationship’ with him by her own admission and if she cant have one then he cant have one with his girls.

It is FathersDay on Sunday(Tomorrow).. and the girls are being denied the hugs and kisses that they so rightly deserve..

..shame on you Hairyknuckle! Is this what your mother did to your Dad, did she tell you that he did not make enough effort?

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In the meantime.. here is a giggle for you this fabulous friday!!!

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Everyone of us has got a past.. some are more colourful than others.. and some are just plain horrible…

But each and everyone of those moments plays a part in forming and molding us into the individuals we are today.

I was listening to some ladies the other day go on about their exes..Yowser!

And it got me thinking about being bitter and twisted inside and how it can negatively effect the view people have of you. Some relationships end very badly and can cause some serious damage to the people concerned. And it can become  all consuming for awhile..the trick is to know when to let go, when to stop allowing the negativity to consume your thoughts.. and when to stop talking about it.

I don’t think I am bitter or twisted individual,there was a time when I was very bitter about events in my life but I have gotten past all that.  Now, I am perhaps just a little bit jaded about certain things and I have found better coping skills when dealing with terrible people now..but definitely not bitter and twisted.

I am guilty of a colourful past with some just plain horrible thrown in for good measure but wouldn’t trade it in for the world if it changed who I am today.  For all the nasty that the world throws at us we have wonderful moments that exist in between…

• I may have a terrible ExHusband, but I have two wonderful boys whom I love with all my heart..
• I may have experienced heartbreaking loss of parents, but I appreciate each moment so much more..
• I may have to endure the calamities of Hairyknuckle, but I get to wake up in the arms of the most wonderful man in the world each morning..
• I may not be the richest person in the world(yet), but I own my own business and get to impact on the world positively every day..

With each impacting moment we grow, and with each growth we improve our lives.

Dont give power to the negative, instead look at the positive of each moment and focus on that.

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It has been an obvious amount of time since I have spewed some words here.. and all for good reasons!

I have been busy working on a personal project that has consumed most of my thoughts lately but I am pleased to announce it is going along Stunningly!

On the work front there is always more work pending and being wicked there is obviously no rest either. But I enjoy the challenges that are thrown at me every day and those that really piss me off I just gooi back!

Other than that I have all I have on my mind lately is holiday.. I need a holiday so badly! I find myself fantasizing of sundowners at the beach being fed grapes by an oiled down and half clad SexyG while I bask in the sunshine and mindnumbing nothingness..

But then I wake up and realize its fokken cold and I am at sitting at my desk with a ten page TODO list.. *sigh*

A few weeks back I was thinking of going to Mpumalanga for a few days with SexyG at the one resort there(sooo beautiful) and making a round trip through JHB to visit some family and friends.. But the idea of spending so much time in a car is unpleasant for me. I do not travel that easy, in fact I seldom do more than 50km’s a week because it just unnerves me so much nowadays. Flying was also an option but after doing the calculations of flights and renting a car and so forth.. it became an unrealistic financial equation. So I scrapped the idea for now..

But I need a break and will instead go somewhere closer by for now. Not sure where but thinking of the midlands where I can snuggle down in front of a fireplace drinking far too much sherry and wearing nothing but a big blankie and SexyG for two days or so.. As long as there are no computers, cellphones, clients, children and where we can get massages and alone time..

So I am busy scanning the different accommodation websites and will be booking for the second weekend in July, I CAN HARDLY WAIT!

Maybe next time I will get abit more adventurous and do a CapeTown trip(never been there) or heaven forbid actually use my passport and go over the border..hehehe!

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Have you ever felt that somehow there is someone out there who is controlling events and you have no say?

I hate that.. I hate the feeling that I am only along for the ride. I hate the feeling of helplessness and I hate being told what to do.

I have never really bowed down to authority really well (you can ask any of my teachers) and will be found flipping the bird in defiance if anyone tries to tell me what I MUST do. It was obviously a difficult childhood for everyone concerned but all good things in life are those that don’t come easily..

Don’t get me wrong, I have in the past worked for big companies and understand the need to respect ones employer and when their is a paycheck involved, will always do what is expected of me…well…within reason of course. But I find it easier to work for myself..even if I am harder on me and expect more from me than any employer ever did.

I am stubborn yet understanding…

I will be your best mate but can bring you down in one fell swoop of my tongue if crossed..

I am a lover but can kick your ass if you hurt me..

I will share all my toys but will send you to jail if you try steal from me..

I am a strong person with a vulnerable heart..

I am all these things and YET I am.being.manipulated..

…BY MY BOYS!!

Bastards.. I can’t wait till the day they have kids.. THEN.. Then REVENGE will be mine!

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…This is how it would feel.

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Twitter, love or hate it. Everyone does it. Its like high school all over again. There are the cool kids and the not so cool kids and then of course the geeky kids who can be both cool and uncool depending on their social skills.

And there is obviously the obligatory pushers trying to force people to buy their crap<-we will ignore those for now…maybe forever.

It is addictive, informative and crazy to observe and almost as much fun as doing people watching at the pav.

But if you aren’t one of the cool kids then your @replies and DM’s go unnoticed leaving you feeling invisible and wanting to hide in the toilets, again. There are no toilets in twitland, actually. I was just being descriptive here in case you thought tweeps took a twit in the twithouse too. But being the uncool one following far more than you are being followed is a sad thing and can, I would imagine, cause some to commit twuitide in twitland. But so far as yet none has been documented.

And if you one of the cool kids then all you do is chit chat all day and get no work done. You speak about yourself and how fabulous or accidently sexy you are or how big your schlong may or may not be.. you know, cool stuff! But there is a moment and you will suddenly be found swamped under by missed deadlines and unproductive performance reviews on your desk. But all that is fine and dandy and that is, after all, why they manufacture #RedBull and #Bioplus, dontcha know?

I personally don’t even bother DM’ing most peeps, I would rather not be ignored. Sooo by not DM’ing them I don’t get dissed, you with me so far? Its not that I don’t think I am cool.. because I actually think I am very cool and the planet where I come from I am Queen but ever since I made the announcement that I plan #WorldDomination tweeps have been wary.

@aplusk is probably one of the most pop tweeps at the moment, with him being the ultra hot Ashton Kutcher and all, if you dont count @Oprah who is not really a tweep as much as a Twiva (Tweep +Diva = Twiva).

I have a few favourites who make my day fun and exciting with their quirky tweets recounting their life-moments and then those that have me clicking and going ‘OMG! where do you find this stuff?’. But mostly I enjoy the information that just pours from everyone. I feel less like a hermit and more in touch with people even though I don’t get out that much.

So I suppose even though Twitter is to blame for productivity occasionally taking a dive and creating a platform where the cool kids rule (yet again). I am very grateful to the wealth of knowledge I constantly gain from it.

Thanks Twitter, for bringing the virtual wedgy and virtual bra snapping to the world. I am sure someone somewhere appreciates it and may even have written a song about it… For now I best log off and get these reports done, sigh.

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Watching my kids grow and seeing the candle count increase each year has a way of making a mom feel her age. I am going to have to take measures that will see me kicking and screaming down the road of life…

And according to the *Cat in the Hat, I have soooooooooo much fun to look forward to!

*Bastard

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