Too sick to be here..

Too sick to be here..

I am going to just pump myself full of drugs until I am unconscious and THEN they can take me to the doc.. ok? See you when I am able to drag myself out of the bed again.. Like Unlike

And her heart would skip a beat..

And her heart would skip a beat..

At the very thought of Tom Selleck my mom would visibly swoon and shout at all of us to keep quiet because her boyfriend was coming on the telly! Aint he Just GAWJISS!!! Even my Dad understood he was out moustached by ol Magnum PI. He would just chuckle and watch my mom get excited everytime TomSelleck smiled for the camera’s and how she would gasp when he got tackled by the bad guys.. My mom LOVED Tom Selleck and I think if she had been given the opportunity to meet him in real life she would’ve happily left us all behind and run off with him (<–read kidnap him). So here is an image you can print and iron on a T-shirt and have your own HeartThrob Memorabilia of the Original StudMeister!! HeartThrob To go… Happy Birthday Mom, I love...

RunningFuckSlap coming up..

RunningFuckSlap coming up..

I have kept quiet for long enough and feel that it has served no purpose. Some people go about things in such an atrocious way that perhaps the only way forward is to name and shame.. Correct me if I am wrong on this.. Show me a better way forward when dealing with an obtuse beast that believes that material things hold more value than love.. SexyG hasnt seen his daughters since before Easter..Missed their birthdays and still he sits and waits for theĀ  self absorbed bitch to come to her senses.. How sad for the little girls not to be able to spend anytime with their Dad because their Mom has issues. Very sad indeed! I tried mediating with ol’ Hairyknuckle a few weeks back by sending her an email suggesting that we all get together and try and find an...

BRB…

BRB…

In the meantime.. here is a giggle for you this fabulous friday!!! Like Unlike

Twisted Nipples..

Twisted Nipples..

Everyone of us has got a past.. some are more colourful than others.. and some are just plain horrible… But each and everyone of those moments plays a part in forming and molding us into the individuals we are today. I was listening to some ladies the other day go on about their exes..Yowser! And it got me thinking about being bitter and twisted inside and how it can negatively effect the view people have of you. Some relationships end very badly and can cause some serious damage to the people concerned. And it can becomeĀ  all consuming for awhile..the trick is to know when to let go, when to stop allowing the negativity to consume your thoughts.. and when to stop talking about it. I don’t think I am bitter or twisted individual,there was a time when...