I am amazed..
How some people can say so many stupid and contradictory things in one go and still be alive. Where is natural selection and why is it failing me? In future please either shutup or else don’t leave home without your stupid sign, k? You have been identified.. Like Unlike
This or That?
I spent days debating various models. I had deliberated the pro’s and cons and slowly narrowed the list down to one. I was elated. I could finally throw away the stupid papers littering my desk. My search has come to an end. I have a winner surrounded by losers.. I then tweeted about it.,<–obvious mistake, because I was then told reasons why its a kak phone.. and how there are better options out there. Fuckity fuck. (yes I am swearing!) So I am now unsure once more… Here are the phones now(back) in the running:- Sony Ericsson XPERIA X1 The good – Qwerty Keyboard The bad -3.2mp camera and I am not loving the look of it…looks porno Nokia N97 The good -qwerty keyboard, looks sexy The bad – Has a S60 OS, was looking for...
J ages me once more..
My Big Boy is almost 15 years old! In exactly a weeks time to be more precise. Hard to believe that I held this little cute little munchkin in my arms almost 15 years ago! Ok, so he was only 2,995Kg’s at birth but still…unbelievable that I can create such an awesome specimen of gorgeousness!! My heart skips a beat when he smiles at me and even in moments of pure rage when I have to tie myself down not to rip his arm off and beat him with the sticky end, I LOVE him completely and utterly. Isn’t he just the sexiest! He was a very cute baby, grew into such a cute boy..but at present he is in the throes of Anguished Teenager and doing all he can to drive me dilly! But I love him.. and I am hoping and praying for this to pass over soon..(fingers...
Alec Wants me.. Obviously!
I have been dreaming way too much lately.. Every morning I awake with a bizarre tale to decypher.. and decypher it I must because I dont just dream an event. No that would be too bloody simple wouldnt it? For Instance, I once dreamt my sister slept with my boyfriend, and i didnt speak to her for aweek. In other cases where I have dreamt canniballs were chasing me I spent my waking hours checking everyone out and keeping my distance until I was sure they werent going to snack on my soft bits. So you understand my dillema regarding needing to understand the craziness before it comsumes my real world?!? So the last few days my dreams have been about sex, menage a trios and relationships. I am not sure what to make of it but what I can tell you is that Alec Baldwin...
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