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One Criminal One Missile - is a new party invented this morning, by me of course, in my half sleepy state while I contemplated the various kak options available to us on Wednesday 22nd April 2009 for voting.

So the focus of this new and obviously brilliant party is Crime.. and how to destroy Crime altogether in this country and eventually the world using Missiles.

Now I can hear you asking how do we implement such a wonderful plan and ensure that the missile obliterates the criminal and not innocents?

Well the the solution is chipping. ALL SOUTH AFRICAN CITIZENS will need to have a microchip implanted in their buttcheeks and will from then on be monitored closely.

Whenever a crime is committed and the guilty party has been identified a missile will be sent to the criminal using the SMART TECHNOLOGY of the microprocessor and GPS.

kaboom Vote NOW!

Problem solved. No more Bad Guy/Girl!

And I feel that after a few initial hiccups the system should be up and running within 6 months and its effectiveness will be seen quite soon as crime drops to ZERO as most people will just behave for fear of being blown up remotely.

So guys who beat woman – Kaboom!
People who dont pay SARS – Kaboom!
Murderers, Rapists, Thieves – Kaboom!
Drunk and Driving? – Kaboom! ~ Kaboom!
Psycho ex-gf’s who piss me off – Kaboom!

I will naturally be monitoring the offenders list closely as I am such a fair and just person, flower yielding all round nice person.

SO VOTE OCOM NOW!!

TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!

SPREAD THE WORD!!

THE WORLD WILL LOVE OCOM!

Its the right thing to do..

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P.S. The following postions are still available for those wishing to join my Campaign.. Marketing, Telephones, Tea-girl (I am just that important), Masseuse, and some other stuff I am sure I need..

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Posted by Briget on Apr 18, 2009 in My Armpits | 9 comments

9 Comments

Dolce
Apr 19, 2009

bugger…have already voted…otherwise, you’d have got my x

Dolce’s last blog post..Zombie Luuurve
Greg
Apr 20, 2009

I’m more a hostile takeover kind of guy so I don’t vote. But if you need help with that GPS bad guy go boom system, I can hook you up.
Goblin
Apr 20, 2009

I wanna be tea girl I wanna be tea girl!
Glugster
Apr 20, 2009

I’m in! Where do I leave my mark?

Glugster’s last blog post..I will be voting on Wednesday….but should I?
Relax Max
Apr 21, 2009

Hmmmm. I dunno. Sounds good, but there is something not quite right that I can’t put my finger on. Oh, well. It probably wasn’t that big of a deal.

Relax Max’s last blog post..Madonna released from hospital after horseback riding accident
The Spear
Apr 21, 2009

You have my vote.
B
Apr 21, 2009

Dolce – Next year, eh.. Next year! (oops I mean NEXT ELECTION..hahahah)

Greg – Once voted in you will def be the guy I am going to call first!

Goblin – Done.. I like mine Black no sugar.. So get to it young lady!

Glugster – You will need to draw a little box at the bottom of the ballot sheet and write OCOM next to it .. tick there..

Relax Max – I see nothing wrong with my plans..

The Spear – Thanks!
choc_milk
Apr 21, 2009

I admit, I was completely baffled by your tweet earlier… but it all makes sense now!

I would vote for your party JUST so I could see the ‘kaboom’ plan in action. I’m sadistic like that.

Great post. Can I be head of telecommunicatory-and-all-other-things-schwing-like?

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angel
Apr 22, 2009

I like it. specially that the missile heads for the backside!

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