Scrub me down and slap a bow on my ass!

I have been frikken ADOPTED! .. well almost, just pending paperwork really. I never thought when I wrote this that someone out there would actually hear me and just give their mom to me.. Mom#2 has just soo totally warmed to the idea of adopting me and all my insane shit that I am blown away. Friendwhogavemehermom who we will call Candi (cos she damn sweet) is obviously not aware of how needy I am and that the focus is about to shift and that hijacking of momtime is about to occur. However,I will allow this to slowly settle upon her for now.. no need in throwing a dog amongst the pigeons until the paperwork is finalised! Only problem at present obviously being that Mom#2 lives in Jozi and doesn’t yet understand the need to move closer to me (us) to guide...