Apply Within..
Was thinking the other day.. watching daughters as they walk with their mom’s and granny’s in the shopping centre’s making my heart tweak and twinge just ever so much, about being without a mom and how it has left a void in my life. So I had an idea!! Why dont I adopt a Mom?? There has to be a mom out there who would love to be an instant granny to two fantabulous boys and a mom to a funny yet charming albeit slightly eccentric daughter?!?! Someone I can go to tea with.. share my thoughts with.. complain about my siblings with and how they never call.. Someone who will phone me from time to time just because they care.. I can take them to mother’s day tea’s and we can have a grand ol’ time! But where would I find someone...
Dear Diary,
Things have been crazy lately, hey? Let me recap things and hopefully when I am done It will not seem as crazy to me anymore.. and if that doesnt work.. at least I would have shared.. and they say sharing is tantamount to therapy.. Last week the geyser burst.. and I was unhappy by this.. and made loads of noises and grunts because it would appear that the landlady wasnt to bothered by my plight and wasnt even wanting to claim it on the householders insurance and I was going to foot the bill.. That thought wasn’t even cold and then lightning struck, almost obliterating the landlady’s bathroom in the process.. but she has two.. so there is that at least. But the damage went to my office area and systematically crippled me in the work arena for a...
What Next?
So here I am caterwauling about not having hot water, thinking how tough my life is and then the Gods decided to throw a Lightning Fireball my way and blow some stuff up..just for kicks! Well… I awoke with such a fright I literally jumped out of bed with my heart racing in my chest and my panties bunched between my butt cheeks. The room was lit up like a christmas tree followed by a cracking sound that seemed to last forever.. complete darkness and silence……then the alarm suddenly came to life and went on to scream at us incessantly with no way to turn it off it would seem and we were left fumbling in the dark trying to rip the battery out. This is bad.. Very Very Bad..My heart hangs heavy as I realise what has happened.. I do a head count and...
Shower Scenes..
The geyser is … …finished/klaar/kaput/f@kedup/tired/dead/pissingallovertheplace/broken. So there I am last night, cautiously eyeing out the shower with trepidation.. this is promising to be horrendously cold to say the least. SexyG watches me undress and enter the shower, I can already hear the giggles escaping from him..I am not amused by this. I flip him the bird and he promptly seats himself in the bathroom for what he must consider live entertainment! ( I am surprised he didn’t have popcorn with him…) I point the shower rose towards the wall to try and acclimatise myself but I should’ve known that no amount of acclimatisation can prepare me for the onslaught of a COLD SHOWER! I am scarred by this experience and don’t really...
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