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Was thinking the other day.. watching daughters as they walk with their mom’s and granny’s in the shopping centre’s making my heart tweak and twinge just ever so much, about being without a mom and how it has left a void in my life.
So I had an idea!! 
Why dont I adopt a Mom?? There has to be a mom out there who would love to be an instant granny to two fantabulous boys and a mom to a funny yet charming albeit slightly eccentric daughter?!?!
Someone I can go to tea with.. share my thoughts with.. complain about my siblings with and how they never call.. Someone who will phone me from time to time just because they care..
I can take them to mother’s day tea’s and we can have a grand ol’ time!
But where would I find someone like this?? And would I be able to successfully kidnap convince her to be my mommy? Should I consider doing a Rent-A-Mom?? IS there such as thing as Rent-A-Mom??
When deciding on a mommy however I do have two rules.. no smoking and she must have no other kids… I am a jealous sort..lol!
Anyone interested for the position??
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Well damn that last rule means my mom is out of the running. I was going to offer her up since her own kids have denied her the pleasure of grandkids
I am sure you’ll find someone who’s up for the task. I would totally be your fake mom if it didn’t require screwing with the fabric of time and space.
Goblin – lol… thanks!! Its great that you even considered offering
But I would never want to take away your momma away from you… I would have you for a mom.. regardless of the time and space thingy.. but can you bake?
Just go to any old age home and you will find lots of willing if crazy candidates.
I would luv 2 adopt U!!!! I could be your Daddy, you could sit on my knee, I could bounce you, on my knee. Wash your hair, scrub your back. You know … Daddy things.
Loz of luvvies
Daddy Davy
Po – I have been thinking of doing just that!
Davy – LOL!!
Yes, I am always interested in new positions. Send me an application, please.
Relax Max’s last blog post..Electricity 101-b: Opposites attract; magnetism is your friend!
UIhmm…. you got the correct goodies to be the momma?
I found I was actually wracking my brain while I read it to find someone who fits the bill!
angel’s last blog post..Google, Acronyms, Babies, And A Wedding!
Angel – and?? you think of anyone?