I am sooooo feeeling my age right now. My days of partying for a week with no sleep has apparently come to a very abrupt end.

Since Wednesday last week I haven’t had more than 4 hours sleep a night and I am feeling this in all of its entirety right now.

Wednesday night we had some awesome friends come over for dinner …It turned out to be such a lekker lekker night! (You know who you are!) and I look forward to seeing them again.

Thursday night we worked till the wee hours…working at night has its advantages, and I had some stuff that needed to be done before the next day..deadlines can be a bitch like that sometimes..

Friday we went to the 27Dinner… Was awesome meeting all them new and interesting people. I may/may not have made some new friends. ALSO… Learnt some new and interesting things from Justin, Mike, Shebee and Kishyr and therefore according to the rules of the universe I am forced to stalk them forever..

Saturday morning SexyG and I had a breakfast date with my boys at 7am at the Pav.. It’s important to maintain a sense of properness and spend quality time with them away from the PS2, TV, and PC. I do love my boys so very much. I then did some window shopping with the boys while SexyG went to meet with Hairyknuckle. Meeting was a complete waste of time it would seem. She just wanted to whine about my blog and there was no constructive conversation about the girls and her unreasonable behaviour with regards to access. Instead it was all about her and her bullshit. Who cares? Stop your evil ways and be reasonable, perhaps then we can ALL get together for coffee! That way you can call me names to my face instead of just spewing trash to people who really dont care..

Saturday afternoon we went to the rugby… And watched the Sharks kick the Brumbies to touch! Go Sharks Go! Boerie and Slaai flowed freely afterwards and we ate while watching all the kids run and kick rugby balls to each other…

Saturday evening we finally arrive home.. SexyG and I collapse into each others arms from pure exhaustion at some or other unholy hour only to woken up an hour or so later with another blasted buggering bloody storm that rumbled all through the early morning…

Sunday J woke me up at 8am with a tennis ball bouncing outside my window all the while whistling(apparently he didnt realise I could hear him..). I could have just killed him. The whole day I felt like death warmed up and only barely managed to change out of my jammies only to find myself sitting staring at the wall in the lounge with the most pressing thought in my head being that I need to get my PC out of SafeMode today and then I can drag myself back to bed..Unfortunately even after restoring the registry and threatening to rip the Processor out with my teeth it is still in SafeMode..Not going to worry about it now.. will look at it maybe tonight..

Sunday night (last night) at least a DOZEN rogue mozzies had hidden in the bedroom waiting for us to fall asleep before making themselves known and went about driving us nuts all night long…It was a night of torture.. consisting mostly of light on-light off!!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..light on, look around, swat a few imaginary insects and light off…few seconds later..

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.. light on, look around.. see four fothermuckers laughing at us from the dressing table, run over to them and proceed to whack whack everything until it looks like we got them all, Light off….not long afterwards..

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..

AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargghh!!!

Tonight I will be wearing a full body sock and keep a can of Peaceful Sleep under my pillow.. Bastards!

So today productivity is obviously low and I am drooling at the thought of bedtime!

Enough about me…How was your weekend?? What did you do? Did you learn anything?

Were you good, even??

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Will try remember all of these but just know I will probably be getting my“Windows Old school” mixed up with “Quake Engine” and throwing some other signals that are still under Beta Testing..

… See you all tonight @ the 27dinner!

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I was reminded last night about my hair and how it has changed colour and style over the years.

I was never allowed to cut my hair as a little girl. My dad insisted that my sister and I have LOOOOONG hair in the back with the only concession being our fringe which my mom cut using sellotape to get a straight line..Yes, Sellotape. Gave me a really straight edge, don’t you know?

See how cute I was!

Aaargh! I hated it.. It was always tied in a plait as a result and when my brothers wanted to get my attention they would yank on my plait like it was a bloody doorbell or something.

When I was 12, this all changed. My dad left us and *one of the first things I did was cut my hair.. short. And it has varied in style and colour ever since.. very seldom have I allowed it to get past my shoulders in length with it mostly being short and styled.  And most outrageous of colours I have ever put in my hair to date is Pink.. It was done in a short fluffy (meg ryan) style with Blonde and Pink interwoven. IT WAS STUNNING! (can you see it?)

But a few months ago I stopped cutting my hair, and am currently going through the awkward stages between short and long.

Growing my hair, isn’t easy though.. I am irritated constantly with it and find myself tying it up more often than not. But I am trying, reminding myself all the time that no one is going to walk around the corner and try pull my hair and reminding myself that I have come this far.. just a little further to go.

I do believe  the time has come for me to let it all the issues go and grow the tresses..Who knows how it will effect the way I look and perhaps I may even like it in the end? And with long hair I can stick flowers in it and perhaps pull off the whole “namsy-pamsy-I-am-sweet-and-can-jump-and-skip-in-my-jean-pant-singing-songs” look?!?!

Although Mary Poppins had short hair.. hmmm.. Maybe it was the dress thing?!? Or perhaps it was her ability to sing and scold at the same time that did it for her? Hmmmmmm… Somehow I don’t see that working for me though, I will probably come off sounding like a off tune angry sailor strangling his parrot.

Ok, back to work for me.

Looking forward to the weekend and its almost here!

* coming out from under such a strict upbringing, I went a bit wild for awhile there..LOL!

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..we live in

And the things we have to do because we are left with no other choice…

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What would be your point at which you would call it?

1.  You are served the most delicious Dinner imaginable.. The meat is tender.. the flavour exquisite, the temperature just perfect.. You almost cry out in pleasure as the first bite explodes in your mouth..But eating this masterpiece one delicious bite at a time.. how do you know when enough is enough? How do you stop yourself from over indulging and therefore ruining it by making yourself ill??

2.  You are involved in a quarrel with your neighbour. He wants you to stop putting your rubbish on his side of the pavement and you want him to stop whining like a little girl about crap.Things start to escalate and the next thing you know you are chopping down his prize lemon tree from your side of the fence while he dumps battery acid in your pool in the back. At what point do you call a truce before you both end up being someones bitch in prison because you went to far?

3.  You have been allocated a task at work. It is a rather large project which entails at least a few days of continuous slogging over. You were given two weeks to complete.. You put it off and put it and put it off knowing that the deadline approaches and that if you do not complete the task you will not only lose your cushy job with all of its multitude of perks but there is a very real chance a few co-workers may organise a hit on you as their jobs hang in the balance as well. But for the life of you, you are just unable to bring yourself to start, nevermind complete this project.. it is just soooooo boring and meaningless in your life of sex, booze and horny chicks that surround you.. with only one day left to deadline.. what would it take for you to finally realise that enough is enough and your finger is going to need to either come out of your ass or it risks being chopped off by Scary Guy from Marketing?!?!

4.  The most sexiest piece of ManMeat enters your bedroom.. He catches your eye. You smile and wait expectantly for more. He slowly undresses exposing all of his unbelievably beautiful and amazing body and you sigh as excitement ripples through you.. He slowly removes your flimsy nighty and you notice how erect and full he has become at a mere touch of your hand on his thigh..He proceeds to thrust himself into you repeatedly making you moan and groan as wave after wave of pleasure consumes you both.. Will you be able to stop this before you pass out from dehydration and death by penis?!?!

5.   You rented the first 4 seasons of Greys Anatomy to watch on your own.. You took a week of work to do this.. told everyone you were going to Disneyland and instead snuggled down with McDreamy and McSteamy with allsorts of evil looking snacks with nothing but a remote, pj’s and a blankie..It is intense. You watch as Izzie lays on the bathroom floor mourning the death of her beloved. You share with Meredith as she cries out to MacDreamy to love her, choose her.. And never forgetting the unfolding of such new and raw love as shown between Callie and Erica.. and whilst in the throes of all this drama and intrigue between the residents of Seattle Grace is being devoured by you, the popcorn in the microwave explodes and a fire has started in the kitchen..What do you do? There is a fire, yes.. but there is also no ad breaks.. and you just cant seem to draw yourself away from the TV… At what point do you get your ass off the bloody bed and either kill the flames with the blanket or call the professionals because you know you will probably just make the fire worse really?!! When, hmmm???!?

So when is enough, finally enough?!?!?!

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No, this is not a Terry Pratchett novel..

but I wanted to share with you this monday..

*My BadBoys

This is part of my anti-virus protection system.. they may not look like much.. but I personally wouldnt mess with them!!

So what do you use to protect yourself?

*condoms sold seperately..

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“Because I can..” This is the title for my blog and is so named because that is exactly the reason for it being birthed..

I blog Because I can!

I have never made any secret of my blog. The stuff I write about is very much my own, in that I only write about what affects me.. And then I really actually dont say as much as I could because even though it looks like I am documenting each and every thing.. this is far from the truth. There is soooooo much I dont say mostly because it is not my place to say and also I never intend to really hurt anyones feelings UNLESS it is quite evident that the person holds mine in complete disregard. And even then it is still not intentional.. it happens naturally.

Ok, so here I am.. Writing about this and that.. sometimes boring mundane crap.. other times angry yet surprisingly informative crap.. but at the end of each post I put my name down. I take ownership and responsibility for all that I say. And for those that dont like what I say, there is CLAUSE B, and if that is not enough for you.. then you can phone me or email me.. I will listen to your whines and bullshit and then act accordingly.. But here is the thing. IF you want me to take what you say seriously.. dont create stupid NON DE PLUMS and think you are clever.. cos all you actually succeed in doing is showing me your cowardice and stupidity.

Sooooooooooo… last night… I get an email… which made me laugh so much I almost cried!

It would appear that Hairy Knuckle has discovered my blog… And told some of her friends.. and they, indignantly of course, were forced to read all I wrote..followed by the angry email.

The email was complete with spelling and grammatical errors, so I assume it came from one of her more intelligent friends,where he/she was going to let me know a few things.

Really? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I must be careful…ooooh-aaaah! LOL!

Maybe in my fearful state I may or may not publish images that are best left in the dark of people who should behave better than they should..Maybe..

hmmmmm??

Before you get all excited you should remember that I dont do things like that.. I am a mom, of two boys and I have rules and several guidelines in life that were set down by my parents of responsibility and the ramifications of ones actions.

And even though Ol’ Hairyknuckle is a difficult and psychopathic wench.. I mean her no real harm. She is the mother of Sexy G’s two lovely beautiful girls therefore would actually prefer things to be abit more amicable for their sake. But she has other ideas..

So for as long as she calls me names.. behaves so atrociously with complete disregard to me and others.. I will blog about her and her crazy destructive behaviour.

Hope she had as much fun reading my stuff as I had writing it!

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I am always faced with a million things that I want to get done and finish and sort and tidy and polish and fix and buy and look at and file and watch and read and change and move and list and and and and and…

But I am only one girl, skipping through this galaxy with my superpowers removed temporarily as a *safety precaution. How am I supposed to get through all these tasks I set for myself?? Perhaps it is time I pace myself and not overextend myself mentally and therefore not disappoint myself with the tasks left uncompleted..

So this weekend I will offer myself a peacepipe and only have 4 things listed to do..

1. Organise the magazines..
2. Hang my pictures …
3. Clean and spray Kitchen cupboard..
4. Strip my PC case, dust, bling and reassemble..

Oh and my Sister will be visiting aswell.. So I will need to do this and still be a polite and gracious host..

Sounds easy, eh?

Not really.. because the reality is that my mind is going to be overrun with dilemma’s such as..

• The calamities of Hairyknuckle and desperately looking for a solution to that crazy bitch that doesn’t involve me resorting to Blackmail tactics..Yes, I have some  dirt on that stupid cow and not afraid to use it!
• The fact that Arsefuk’s GF gave birth last weekend and the boys are meeting their half sister for the first time this weekend and how it is all going to play out and being worried of how they are feeling and hoping that they are doing ok, etc..
• Getting my car back to mechanic to replace the left shock and saddle.. and how there is just never time to do these things..
• Wondering when the office cables will no longer be lying across the floor and in so doing tripping me each time i walk in..
• Concerned by all the headaches I have been having lately…
• and so on and so on…

Not so easy anymore is it?

Well, I am going to have a fabulous weekend never-the-bloody-less.. Even if I have to strap myself down and get forcefed happy pills by SexyG to do it!!

So whats up with you??.. wanna hook up for some coffee??

* apparently the powers that be didnt appreciate my plans of World Domination and my superpowers were suspended till I am less likely to plunder the planet as it were..

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Dontcha Think?!?!

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What?!?!?!

“If I have to go.. I want to go Pink!”

I am going to be driving support in a 4×4 from Sani2C for 24 hours?

You must be making some kinda joke, eh? DO I look like I rough it?? Do I?? Huh huh?? Do I?

Obviously NOT.. I am more of an observer.. pointer, laugher with creature comfortables surrounding me.

So why would I be involved in mud slinging, bike riding, weather braving, food throwing, pom-pom gesticulating sports events for 24 solid hours?!?!?!?!?!

For the boy.. yes, I am a slave to my vagina and I am not afraid to admit it.

Sani2c Non Stop – Here I come !!!!

P.S. I thought of calling our team “Swamp Donkeys”.. but I was ultimately outvoted!

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