Things to bring that smile back..
Men/boys are very different to Women/girls.. And not just in the obvious ways either … What I am talking about is the way they conduct themselves when in a relationship and more pointedly how they end it. I have recently heard of not just one, but a few relationships that have been dealt dastardly blows by the men in them. Either by notifying the female counterpart that it is over via sms, or having affairs openly. And then there are those men that wont leave the women alone after being caught with their hands in someone else cookie jar.. and stalk the women in the hopes that they will panic and give in… Whats up with that? I am currently annoyed at silly people hurting other people for silly reasons.. and I have decided to share some ideas that I...
Gushing, Blushing & a Shag…
I don’t celebrate the Valentines day as such really.. Not that I ever did really.. I wasn’t by any means the popular girl at school.. Now I am not saying I was a wallflower either.. But I was bored with the boys my age and they knew it. However, I did have the male teachers flirt with me from time to time but they don’t send Valentine’s cards now do they? After I was done with school I had a few boyfriends and some of them took the effort but mostly it was a stupid day that was celebrated by the bubblegum girls and gifts were coerced from their boyfriends with all sexual favours withheld as punishment if the Teddy wasn’t big enough or the flowers weren’t bountiful enough.. and my drum was beating to a different tune.. I...
Banging about on a Friday…
I had an awfully crazy dream last night.. I blame the whole bizarre thing on this episode of Eli Stone I watched before bedtime… “Stand still Rexie.. your tail is getting in mine Eye!” I think I am going to stop watching soft porn before bedtime.. My subconscious is obviously even more screwed up than I initially...
Pointing fingers..
[This post is probably going to offend some people and I just want to say that this is not meant to do that.. It is just me and my armpit going off on a tangent about something that really concerns me..k?] ——————————————————————————- OK, So I am very self aware at the moment..I admit.. Probably because I am a big girl..Tall and definitely not as graceful as I’d like to be at the moment.. I am also not what can be crudely termed as a MILF or even a cutie .. if you know what I mean. Therefore I torture myself on a regular basis at the Gymnasium sweating and panting like a wild rhinoceros going for the kill...
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