Five Simple Letters and when put together can assimilate a greeting whether friendly or otherwise.

Such as:

Hello sweety -is a friendly, if not a bit Naive form of greeting (Who wants to be referred to as a fattening object?)

Hello Bitch – is normally regarded as a negative greeting by most.. but not all.

To say hello has no real monetary value attached. If you say it, it wont create any physical harm (unless it is followed by some or other profanity which is really just looking for shit isn’t it?) nor will it cause you to fall over and die spontaneously nor will your hair catch fire..

So why do some people go to such great lengths to avoid uttering it?

Cowardice, plain and simple. It is normally because the person in question has done something and is afraid that by saying hello you will ask them the very simplest of questions like “Who the fuck do you think you are?” followed by the obvious “Why don’t you and your simple mind just fuck right off..”

But in my experience as much as I would love a person would like to utter those words to the offending object in front of me them. It wont happen. The mere act of greeting is disarming in its appearance and the only rebuttal will be in the form of “Hi there, how are you?”

So to the person running the extra kilometer ducking behind the bushes while your husband has the politeness to greet and be polite.. Get over yourself .. No one cares enough about you and your stupidity to actually give you the tongue lashing you so obviously deserve..

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