I want them to stop..

I just want the fighting to stop.. the teasing to end.. the bitching to seize!! I am constantly having to listen at the both of them complain about the other.. I cant take anymore.. I think the time has come to take some drastic measures in ensuring my sanity at the moment. What Am I Talking About? It saddens me to announce it is my own flesh and blood I am considering exporting to a cold and desolate climate where the most entertaining thing each day is watching seals fornicate to keep warm.. I wish the Boys would just leave each other alone or learn to work as a team.. Either way works for me! But NO!!!!!! Its Mommy this and Mommy that.. every 5 min or less.. I am at present wishing the welfare would step in and save me from this mayhem.. don’t mind even...