Camp Chaos
I haven’t officially ever camped before.. …apparently taking your mattress and being on school grounds with everything being done for you is pulling a fakey… And since we haven’t really holidayed yet this year, SexyG and I are going camping with the kids.. I just know this is going to be an adventure second to none… So here’s hoping that… …the tent doesn’t collapse …tent doesn’t burn down …I am not eaten by bears …I don’t get bitten by scorpions …I don’t contract malaria …I don’t get sunburnt in the 3rd Degree …Some random stalker doesn’t break into my tent and fondle me while I sleep …I don’t trip on a branch and bleed to death in...
What? No lube?
Yeah… so I have been a little bit non existent in this spectrum of my life lately… for some good reasons.. but mostly for no reason at all, you know what I mean? Its not from a lack of having something to say.. Its more of not knowing where to start or if its something I want to share. So I thought about it and think it best I be vague and just hint at the calamities that ensued for me so far this year (7days under my belt only 358 to go).. And in that way, I get to tell you what happened but not bore you with the details too much and I get to keep some form of decorum while licking my wounds.. And wound licking I am.. In a perfectly random order:- My Driveway gate threw itself off the rails and attacked me.. I broke a very expensive glass...
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