Surprised with Pain..
2003 Arsefuk had been acting moody all morning.. Daisy, a friend from Jozi, was visiting for a few days and I was concerned that he was annoyed with her presence.. He did not like people staying over.. but I hadnt had a friend over for quite awhile.. so I didn’t think he would be so bothered. What I didnt know was that I would never forget that morning and the events for a very long time. It was early.. His agitation was clearly evident.. It almost looked like each hair on his body was standing to attention. He was getting ready for work and I could take it no longer. I asked him to come outside for a minute because I needed to talk to him. Daisy and the kids were still sleeping and I didn’t want them to hear. It was soo quiet outside, and the sun was...
All aboard the Friday Express…
The Gautrain has finally arrived…fully loaded! “The economy seats were a BIG hit with the locals – Gautrain Spokesperson” Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share This:
a Silent cry we all share…
This was sent to me so I cannot take credit… but this is the truth all the same.. It was the month after Christmas, and all through the house, Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I’d nibbled, the chocolate I’d taste At the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber), I’d remember the marvellous meals I’d prepared; The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared, The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese And the way I’d never said, “No thank you, please.” As I dressed myself in my husband’s old shirt And prepared once again to do battle with dirt… I...
Asscramps explained..
[Warning:- this is longwinded and may induce comatose like symptoms.. But its my story so read the damn stupid thing and be happy for me..k?] —————————————– Going on holiday.. we all need it.. regardless if the holiday is more strenuous than life at home or not. It is the change in scenery and timetables. You are surrounded by new and different things to do and this is what makes us feel so relaxed and at peace when we return to our own personal comfort zones. I haven’t been on holiday for such a long time really because I tend to put it off for later because there is no money/no time/nowhere I want to go/I’m too lazy to organise it.. and before you know it a year has...
About asscramps and rainy nights…
Watch this space!!! Details to follow shortly(as soon as I get a moment I will bore you with my tales)… Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share This:
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