Apple Tart Reporting for Duty, SIR!

I have had to change my name again..

I am trying to outrun the bizarreness of my life so lets keep our fingers crossed it doesnt figure out who I am, shall we?

I am currently listening to ABBA, its an ABBA type day, working as industriously as my MadCow allows me these days..

..anyway I was listening to some ladies chatting the other day about their impending weddings at the end of the year and the fact they are soooooo happy that they both outlived the future Mother-in-laws and therefore do not have the same shit all the rest of us have had to endure.. and it got me thinking..perhaps I got it all wrong back then?? Perhaps the real answer to the disaster called MIL is to either ship her to some foreign-country-I-cant-pronounce-or-spell or wait till you have outlived the old witch?

he-he-he.. next time around.. if I do the meringue dress thing again.. I am going to exercise my options..

It is now almost home time.. and I am looking forward to getting my weekend mojo on and chill with my ever fabulous SexyG..

Have a fabulous weekend and behaaaaveee!!

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