Camp Chaos
I haven’t officially ever camped before..
…apparently taking your mattress and being on school grounds with everything being done for you is pulling a fakey…
And since we haven’t really holidayed yet this year, SexyG and I are going camping with the kids.. I just know this is going to be an adventure second to none…
So here’s hoping that…
- …the tent doesn’t collapse
- …tent doesn’t burn down
- …I am not eaten by bears
- …I don’t get bitten by scorpions
- …I don’t contract malaria
- …I don’t get sunburnt in the 3rd Degree
- …Some random stalker doesn’t break into my tent and fondle me while I sleep
- …I don’t trip on a branch and bleed to death in the bush alone
- …I don’t run out of bogroll
- …I don’t go nature happy and start hugging trees
- …the cadac doesn’t explode
- …I don’t leave the cadac behind
It is only for 3 days I suppose but if CSI has taught me anything it is that shit happens fast and random..
So twist your nipples and cross your toes.. I may need it!
P.S. I am taking my sister with for my own safety cos she is a seasoned camper… plus she makes me laugh little bits..
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It’ll be fine
Don’t stress
Eish did you know that they have issued a warning for flash floods for Friday?? So if they do happen then you dont have to worry about a thing on your list,you will proberly just get washed way.. Just a though..
I think that you are taking your sister to use as bait – good idea – can i send my entite load of inlaws as well? – thay can act as a perimiter guard – as soon as you hear a gap in the drunken fighting you will know where the bears are – anyway – enjoy
ENJOY! I so do not camp – EVER!!! I need four walls and a toilet I can at least SEE!!!
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heehee I dont think you have to worry about the bears, its the snakes you should be worried about.
Just kidding.
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OMGOSH…
Snakes??? Flash floods??? NO walls??? Invisible crappers???
Now you tell me? I am halfway to the temple of doom…sigh..
SexyG will have his work cut out for him, looking after me, I think…
Have a Awesomely Sexy Fantabulous Weekend everyone.. will catch up when i return on sunday and my PC and phone privileges are returned..
MWAH MWAH MWAH
Well I hope you enjoy it!
Me, I hate camping but everyone I know seems to love it so there must be something to it that I’m missing.
Have fun B, see you later
I hate camping. ALLOT
erm… you can keep it, see.
my idea of “roughing it”- is our 4 star game farm lodge with en-suite bathrooms in every room, our own pool, and a maid every single day!
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