Camp Chaos

I haven’t officially ever camped before.. …apparently taking your mattress and being on school grounds with everything being done for you is pulling a fakey… And since we haven’t really holidayed yet this year, SexyG and I are going camping with the kids.. I just know this is going to be an adventure second to none… So here’s hoping that… …the tent doesn’t collapse …tent doesn’t burn down …I am not eaten by bears …I don’t get bitten by scorpions …I don’t contract malaria …I don’t get sunburnt in the 3rd Degree …Some random stalker doesn’t break into my tent and fondle me while I sleep …I don’t trip on a branch and bleed to death in...