What? No lube?
Yeah… so I have been a little bit non existent in this spectrum of my life lately… for some good reasons.. but mostly for no reason at all, you know what I mean?
Its not from a lack of having something to say.. Its more of not knowing where to start or if its something I want to share.
So I thought about it and think it best I be vague and just hint at the calamities that ensued for me so far this year (7days under my belt only 358 to go).. And in that way, I get to tell you what happened but not bore you with the details too much and I get to keep some form of decorum while licking my wounds.. And wound licking I am..
In a perfectly random order:-
- My Driveway gate threw itself off the rails and attacked me..
- I broke a very expensive glass table..which I have to now pay for…
- I threw away a pair of sexy heels because everytime I looked at them it made me cry..
- Got trapped in two storms driving at night..both worse than anything you could imagine, one of them involved fog thicker than pig shit on rye and me veering off the road and then getting lost..
- My work PC broke , turns out the CPU was overheating.. i think it found the porn..
- My bank stole money from me and refuse to give it back..
- My Bunny died… *updated*
on the flipside..
- I am still having mindblowingly fantabulous sex very regular like…
So it all balances out nicely dontcha think?
Anyway, enough of all this crap. I plan to ignore all that has happened and be thankful for all the positives (the great sex) and get on with it!
Has your new year been all that you had hoped for or has it felt like an anal invasion with no lube?
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Secrets … and no lube.
My Nana’s mother and father and my Grandpa’s mother and father had a feud which became a curse which my Nana suffered under, but rather than put it to rest my dear Aunt Lottie decided to perpetuate it for another generation affecting amongst others my sister Lynne and myself.
A few weeks after my Aunt Lottie’s death I found out about the feud / curse. Well it will end now, as I am now the only living person that knows all about it and I will not be passing it on to my sister’s family. Sleep well Whitten family.
But is sure will make a great novel.
UUURGH!! NO LUBE!!! You been on the Bluff way too long B
I would suffer all those things twice to be having mind blowing sex REGULARLY!!!!!
Laura’s last blog post..I HAVE MOVED
Yup it feels like invasion with no lube,but hey on the flip side i got to see so much of my BFF in the first week of the new year so that a positive way to start off the new year,well i like to think so any way. and i would take any kinda shit,any time and all the tine,if i could be having mind blowing sex like you do everyday
Yes.
Relax Max’s last blog post..American humor: Benny Hill, only without the plot
hahah.. nice one..
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have to just got to love mindblowingly fantabulous sex!