What? No lube?

Yeah… so I have been a little bit non existent in this spectrum of my life lately… for some good reasons.. but mostly for no reason at all, you know what I mean? Its not from a lack of having something to say.. Its more of not knowing where to start or if its something I want to share. So I thought about it and think it best I be vague and just hint at the calamities that ensued for me so far this year (7days under my belt only 358 to go).. And in that way, I get to tell you what happened but not bore you with the details too much and I get to keep some form of decorum while licking my wounds.. And wound licking I am.. In a perfectly random order:- My Driveway gate threw itself off the rails and attacked me.. I broke a very expensive glass...