When all else fails…
… you could always make a sign telling people how you feel! Have a Fabulous Weekend.. and don’t let your mates near the crayons… Like Unlike
Up yours!
Its raining..and I am irritated.. The rain has this effect on me.. Wish it would just dry up already.. Have a braai planned for Saturday and don’t want to have to burn meat from under a brallie. Things at work are going quite well and I am pleased to announce that I am really happy with what I do even in those moments when it feels like I don’t have time for the loo break or if I have less time to do my girly stuff.. I just zip my lips and wear long pants and tie my hair up to hide all the grizzly bits and regrowth.. I recently did some research on Networking and have gathered some really interesting and useful advice.. wont bore you too much with the details but here is one tip I felt is worth a share.. Did you know that most people (work and...
Call the Firemen..
We have a Birthday boy in the HOUSE!!! Its my oh so fabulously gorgeous SexyG’s birthday today. I dont really know how to tell him how much he has made a difference in my life because words fail me when I need them most..lol BUT Babes, I wrote this for you, to try tell you how much you mean to me.. and later.. later I will try show you When I wake each morning, You are there.. holding me.. When I fall asleep each night, You are there..loving me.. Each step I take, each breathe I make, You are there laughing with me.. I thank you for the moments we share, the loving, the laughter, the tender care.. My love for you is so much more than I could’ve ever foretold, My heart is yours..for your strong hands to cherish,love and hold.. So this is me.....
Apple Tart Reporting for Duty, SIR!
I have had to change my name again.. I am trying to outrun the bizarreness of my life so lets keep our fingers crossed it doesnt figure out who I am, shall we? I am currently listening to ABBA, its an ABBA type day, working as industriously as my MadCow allows me these days.. ..anyway I was listening to some ladies chatting the other day about their impending weddings at the end of the year and the fact they are soooooo happy that they both outlived the future Mother-in-laws and therefore do not have the same shit all the rest of us have had to endure.. and it got me thinking..perhaps I got it all wrong back then?? Perhaps the real answer to the disaster called MIL is to either ship her to some foreign-country-I-cant-pronounce-or-spell or wait till you have...
They Pay in Marbles..
Last night I went to bed with all the best intentions on this planet. I was soo damn good I didnt ever squeeze in that extra episode of “Sanctuary” so that I could get enough sleep. But I snoozed my alarm to death this morning.. so missed my gym workout. Then Had chaos and calamities ensue because HairyKnuckle couldn’t organise a threesome in a brothel and I AM SUDDENLY to blame for her *stupidity and laziness. And so on the day went… I had to stand in a damn stupid long queue for school uniforms… I wont even get into the insanity at Checkers and CNA for school stationary.. Some moms can get quite aggressive over pens!! And at the end of it all??? It started raining outside while I was cutting the boys hair.. so I now have hair...
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