The Whip Game…

The Whip Game…

Its a new game that gets played at High School it would seem… But its not a nice game like Shoe Rugby or Chinese Checkers… No-No-No! This one is a real gem. The Whip Game When someone in the class talks or leaves his notes at home or-some-such-bullshit.. instead of normal detention the teacher will leave it up to the other classmates to discipline the boy by means of all the other boys in the class takes a turn to smack the child over the head and back..Sometimes repeatedly.. And the teacher does nothing.. OMFG!!! I almost killed a teacher today… This guy has no idea how close he came to pushing up daisies!! When I collected my boy from high school (J is in Grade 8 )earlier on he was complaining of a sore back and when I inquired as to why this...

And then there was *Pyre…

And then there was *Pyre…

1987 I was very pleased with my newly acquired friendship with the blonde who happened to have a great right hook and an inexplicable talent to crush you with her thighs in a scissor like grip.. QueenG was such an awesome babe and proceeded to introduce me to all the local yocals as they were.. There was this one family in particular that really sparked my interest in many ways.. Two brothers and One sister.. I never knew what the mom did for a living but I just know she was hardly ever there.. The dad however was a big dude with a towtruck.. yes, I said it.. a towtruck. *Ando and *Pyre were almost the same age 14 and 13 respectfully and then there was the little sister *Janet who was in desperate need of therapy obviously evident back then already.. Pyre was...

I am ready already…

I am ready already…

I was telling SexyG yesterday in the car while I was driving that i wish that my one stop would appear already.. I went on to explain that I sometimes feel like my life is like driving a car on a very-very-very long road.. and at present my road is unexplainably tough and hard.. But I just keep my windows wound shut and my revs high so that i don’t stall the engine and get stranded in the nastiness of it all.. But this kind of strain is not good for the engine for indefinite periods of time.. My engine is overheating.. I am physically exhausted from holding onto the steeringwheel keeping the car on the road.. I need to pee.. I need to rest.. and I need petrol.. So where is the one stop so i can rest, refuel and brave the road of my life once more… Be...

Deja Vu .. Again

Deja Vu .. Again

It is always dark and cold. And for some reason normally peppered with rain. I have been to so many of these I have totally lost count.  It’s an early start with lots of last minute preparations needed. Then of course we are always running out of time and racing to get there in time and the sparrow hasn’t even let out the obligatory fart for the morning yet..But thankfully to date we have not left home without the bogroll aka White Gold. What am I talking about? Here’s a hint, it involves spandex, helmets and the stock standard of guy jokes about their ride (bike) being lubed and always willing with lots of nudge-nudge, wink-wink…followed with grunting. Yes, you guessed it. I am talking about Mountain Bike Riding. It is such an addictive sport it would...

These things should get banned…

These things should get banned…

Sunday Meme thing from ExMi I wont go into the gory details of getting tagged as everyone knows how these things happen..gets stolen from one person.. moved and edited on another.. then everyone and their gauva’s get it sideways up the bum in the form of a “tag” 1. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? SexyG, and his gorgeousness.. 2. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Meeting Sue… Christmas shopping… Taking some time off from work.. Receiving my Prize I won from Scott in the Post… being able to run 30 min without clutching my chest and passing out in the road… Seeing my family again… 3. Who was the last person you called? My sister.. gave her the thrid degree until she surrendered...