A letter to my Mom,
Dear Mom, It’s been exactly a year since I last saw you..held your hand and gave you a hug..Its been a year since you left me on my own.. I think about you almost every morning when I wake up.. You can’t believe how much I still miss you! It is ridiculous that I am unable to accept the fact that you are actually gone.. And the tears still flow at the craziest moments..I am trying really hard to be strong for my boys and not show just how broken I am ..I don’t think its working.. They can see the cracks on my heart which were left there as a constant reminder of that fateful morning in November last year when I got the call that you had gone to see dad.. Alot has happened in this last year.. Justin is doing brilliantly in his first year of high...
Annoy me, you have..
Bloody hell and jingle balls!! If I don’t want to sign my credit card.. then leave me the hell alone!!.. Isn’t it my problem? Not like your shop will reimburse me if it gets stolen or anything..Assholes! Lets go back shall we.. I am happily trundling along. Tra-La-La-Di-Whoop-Di-Frikken-Whoop! And finally take my purchases to the till.. Avoid the conveyer belt like the *plague.. and stood over the cashier handing over my goodies one by one like I always do.. I almost always shop there.. They all know me..So as far as minions go.. they are allowed to make eye contact and even speak to me.. Then this stupid idiotic chick today decides she wont accept my damn debit card..because I wont sign it! ???????????? Whats the point? If I stand in front of her...
I got 5 brand new viruses..
Happy Days!! Its all my own stupid fault of course.. I have this *old program I just wanted HAD to use… just for a day.. and my anti-bastard-virus deleted the keygen. This program is soooo old it doesn’t exist anymore.. so buying it is not even an option..Teere are newer version types.. but they don’t do what the old one did… Soooooooooooooooooo I googled it.. and clickity click.. I have porn – woman offering to massage my manhood and offers of the most amazing time and all the while leaving little viruses behind for me to play with later.. It really is my own fault.. But that’s Ok.. I understand this is all par for the course and therefore don’t do these things unarmed.. I am virus free again.. But I think next time.. To...
I am going to try something crazy..
Yes.. You heard it here first.. C-R-A-Z-Y !!! So what is this crazy act on my part?? I have decided life is too short and I have too many people currently on my list that I am annoyed with for things that they have done or said or not done or.. never mind.. you understand? Ssooooooooooo… I plan to………. you ready for it? I plan to forgive ONE lucky contestant.. for all their past bullshit and dastardly deeds!! Ain’t that just a showstopper??? This should lighten my load as it were.. And I can concentrate on taking over the world again. I have chosen *someone .. and she had better appreciate it or I am going to kick her ass! ——————————————– On a...
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