This is a prerecorded massage..

This is a prerecorded massage..

I have just looked at my To-Do list for tomorrow and it scares me! I am very happy for the work.. Work = money = shopping = smiles! So I am very busy smiling right now! <-Cool logic hey? But I just wanted to show everyone this awesome new product on the market.. -You may need to click to enlarge .. (the pic..not the the toe) Like the slogan says ” If there is someone you want to get to know, show them the Toe!” And if you buy one within the next hour… you will get a free *”Velcro Mullet” thrown in!!! Woohooo!! So what are you waiting for?? Go get your cup today!!! *while stocks last Worn at your own risk, CTC are not liable for any unwanted dryhumping or stalking that may be...

When I wasn’t looking..

When I wasn’t looking..

Monday snuck up behind me and kicked me outta bed! I am actually really really busy at the moment and really shouldn’t be blogging.. but I cant resist.. So this is going to be a bulleted fact sheet.. well sort of.. :- I am sunburnt at the moment – in fact its a flippen *vaalie tan! THE HORROR! SexyG did really good at his MTB event on Sunday.. Am really pleased with all the new work that has been streaming in lately.. Just wish it didn’t mean I must work harder.. The mongoose are still shagging morning noon and night.. I am going to start going to gym and plan some intense fornicating with the treadmill starting Wednesday.. I got bubblegum stuck to my jeans on Saturday night when i took the kids to Spur.. Aaargh i hope the person who stuck it...