LegOver – Mongoose Style…
This is now the second day running that I have been awakened soooo rudely by the anguished shrill screams from outside..
The sound is soo sharp and panicked that I almost jump out of bed in fear for my life!
The first time however that I saw what the sound was, I had a near ass collapse from laughter.. that was until I gave it some real thought and concern set in..
Would you believe that Mongoose are rapists? .. yes go back.. reread that, I’ll wait.. i cant believe it either!!
But it is the truth.. For the past few days I have been a witness to several of these “rapes”.. and it is not a pretty sight! Just this morning there were 5 males making a female scream like a banshee outside my window..
I seriously don’t think these were screams of joy either.. Those were screams of panic and angst..with no giggles, tickles or “who’s your daddy’s” to temper it.
Its the craziest thing.. what do I do? Do I go out there and throw them condoms and shout “Keep it safe!” OR do I go out there with a broom and shoe them like flies?
And how does one really explain to the kiddies as to why that girly mongoose is screaming for her life with the boy mongoose pinning her to the ground having his way?
Its crazy.. I am beginning to think that all males of all different species are one track minded. Would be nice if some of the dudes around here thought of wooing their targets more though…
.. just a thought.
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That’s funny.
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Dont read this with a mouth fulla coffe!! I had to claen my desk and key bord you cow… OH and i have taken up running aswell every morning with our hotel chef @ half past four in the morning before i have to start work,yes go back and read again, half past frikken four.
I believe most of the women I’ve known prefer the screaming like a banshee part over the wooing aspect. If the meal is the most memorable thing, then more of it isn’t going to help things. So why sit through a long dinner saving room for dessert when you can just have dessert up front. Maybe if dessert is something like rice cakes. It’s amazing how much we can learn from nature.
bwahaahhahahahaha – shame poor little Ms Mongose!
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QueenG – Running?? with the chef ???Is he running with a chocolate flavoured apron?? or what???
Greg – Ricecakes?? I think we need to talk..lol!
Laura – yes.. shame man..poor little thing.. boys can be soo bad sometimes!
the men would probably say ‘but she was gagging for it, in that short skirt’.
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In case I wasn’t clear, rice cakes is something you would NOT want to save room for, i.e., a dessert NOT worth looking forward to; as opposed to something that equates to screaming like a banshee.
If you are defending ricecakes, well, then it’s time you learn a little something from nature.
I don’t think I will ever defend ricecakes as such.. but does it have to be a choice between “RiceCakes” or “Banshee Screaming?” What about some inbetweenness?
Like Banshee screaming with an elmo tickle thrown in for good measure? At the very least introduce yourself before jumping in for the kill..
So which are you?
a) Ricecakes?
b) Banshee Screaming
c) Banshee with a “Hello my Name is..” + Tickle-Tickle ??
sheesh… seriously?
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Angel – yes.. SERIOUSLY!!