Annoy me, you have..

Bloody hell and jingle balls!!

rron247l Annoy me, you have..

If I don’t want to sign my credit card.. then leave me the hell alone!!.. Isn’t it my problem? Not like your shop will reimburse me if it gets stolen or anything..Assholes!

Lets go back shall we..

I am happily trundling along. Tra-La-La-Di-Whoop-Di-Frikken-Whoop!

And finally take my purchases to the till.. Avoid the conveyer belt like the *plague.. and stood over the cashier handing over my goodies one by one like I always do.. I  almost always shop there.. They all know me..So as far as minions go.. they are allowed to make eye contact and even speak to me..

Then this stupid idiotic chick today decides she wont accept my damn debit card..because I wont sign it!

????????????

Whats the point? If I stand in front of her and sign the damn stupid thing then the signature portion of it is invalid surely? And If I don’t want to sign it, then that is MY RISK so bugger off and swipe the damn stupid thing already!

I was irritated.. as was the long queue now all glaring at me like I am the reason they have wait for the manager to get off his lazy butt and come to sort this idiotic woman out.. Which he didn’t!.. So I called another icon wink Annoy me, you have.. Who then also told me that I won’t be allowed safe passage with all my purchases unless I sign the Flippen Card..Now I am super annoyed and frustrated at not bringing enough signs for all of them.. Grab a pen made a HUGE X on the back of the card and said ” Swipe the damn thing or this gets unpleasant..”

So for now until further notice my signature is an X..

briget Annoy me, you have..

*Have you seen how nasty these things are?? OMW!! I vomited in my mouth a little bit the one day when I accidently happened on one that was opened for maintenance…

11 Comments

  1. Laura
    Nov 17, 2008

    HUH? Debit cards are pin driven they do not need to be signed? DUMB ASSES!

    And they NEVER check cos my name on my card and my signature differ TOTALLY – noone has ever called me on it!!!

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  2. B
    Nov 17, 2008

    I dont even know why I bothered to argue with them.. I should just have flipped them the bird and left them to repack the stuff.. assholes!

  3. angel
    Nov 17, 2008

    omg what the fork is their problem!?!?? does it say anywhere that it has to be signed?

    oh, and never ever look into the inner workings of malls and such- you may never leave the house again!

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  4. Goblin
    Nov 18, 2008

    yeah cos by signing the back of the card you’re totally proving you’re the rightful card holder.

    Morons.

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  5. MsBehavn
    Nov 18, 2008

    I hae this argument with stupid little tillpoint people regularly. WTF is the point of signing my debit card when the PIN NUMBER is actually all that is required? Dumbasses!

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  6. B
    Nov 18, 2008

    Angel – I am a very visually intensive person.. I don’t even have to see it.. just tell me little bits and my mind goes wild and I am never the same.. I am almost completed paranoid about everything..

    Goblin – Even when I bring this point up they don’t see it.. I think calling them moron’s is complimentary..

  7. B
    Nov 18, 2008

    MsBehavn – So I am not alone in this world when I dont wish to put my signature on a card ?? ;-)

  8. StevenMcD
    Nov 18, 2008

    rofl!

    X will be my signature from now on too :)

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  9. Glugster
    Nov 18, 2008

    An X? An X? At least be creative and sign it as He-Man the Destroyer or something. You’re not very creative when pissed off are you?

    Glugster’s last blog post..Time to catch up!

  10. Tamara
    Nov 19, 2008

    My signature (which is still in my maiden name while the account is now in my married name) on my debit card has been worn off for about two years and no-one’s ever commented or noticed. What chops!

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  11. QueenG
    Nov 19, 2008

    LOL,wish i had been there.. I know how you can get, witch is kinda strange bcause you handled that pretty calm, what getting soft in your old age???

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