Annoy me, you have..

Bloody hell and jingle balls!! If I don’t want to sign my credit card.. then leave me the hell alone!!.. Isn’t it my problem? Not like your shop will reimburse me if it gets stolen or anything..Assholes! Lets go back shall we.. I am happily trundling along. Tra-La-La-Di-Whoop-Di-Frikken-Whoop! And finally take my purchases to the till.. Avoid the conveyer belt like the *plague.. and stood over the cashier handing over my goodies one by one like I always do.. I  almost always shop there.. They all know me..So as far as minions go.. they are allowed to make eye contact and even speak to me.. Then this stupid idiotic chick today decides she wont accept my damn debit card..because I wont sign it! ???????????? Whats the point? If I stand in front of her...