I have 187 posts, 2 pages, 3 drafts, contained within 4 categories and 1,259 tags…
And that is the truth of what it is…

It has been a whole year!!.. can you believe it?? One WHOLE YEAR since I started blogging my feelings, foibles, *sexcapades and about all the characters as they are in my story of me and as published on the www…
Lets do a brief recap of what I have been upto, k?
Characters I have introduced you to so far are:-
SexyG - My Handsome gorgeous boyfriend and the best shag ever!
Nobby - The picture drawing dude in the office
QueenG – My BFF and the best person in the world.
J - My First Born Brilliantly funny and handsome boy young man
D – My Last Born incredibly fantastic and handsome boy younger man
BatLady – as it were
Twinkle Toes – Batlady’s sidekick
My mom – the bestest lady in the whole wide world.. ever.. always on my mind and I miss her with every breathe I take..
Hairy Knuckle aka Hairy Troll - SexyG’s Ex-girlfriend
Arsefuk - my ex-husband his name says it all..
there are a few more but these are more or less the main characters..
The Beginnings
My First Post was titled Funny and now here we are a year later AND as it were, not all things I have posted are as light hearted as I would’ve preferred keeping it…
Those that Comment
And it has been incredibly awesome sharing all these posts with everyone out there in the blogosphere and with people I know who pop in from time to time to check on me and whether I have managed to get myself into more trouble..lol!
Thank you to you all.. thank you for being there.. and thank you for being you.. without you I would just be talking to myself wouldnt I?
It would take me all day to name everyone but since I am slightly insane with a penchant for World Domination and Spandex here is the list of all that have commented in the past in no particular order..
Laura, Wenchy, Goblin, Cath, QueenG, Red, Davy, Guy, JustbCoz, MsBehavn, Arkwife, FragileHeart, Angel, Exmi, Po, Rexmanthe, Shebee, Candy, Relax Max, Glugster, Swisstwist, Tamara, Craig, Stef, ChrisM, IdleLayabout, Buffy, StevenMcD, Being Brazen, Martin, Pete Ess, Worsbeursie, Agnes, Charmskool, Juno, Spencer, Coebri, Lilly Web, The Snackhound, Nebomax, Kyknoord, Julia, Greg, KM, Yulia, Vendetta, Francois Viljoen, Vintage Electric Guitar, Alexander Morentin, Heidi, Redbeard76, Stuart, Anna, Yummy Biscuits, DrZibbs, Nick, Fara, Beamer, Walter P, Windmill, Dini, Speakindoodles, DirtylaundryDiva, SEO Boot Camp, Christina, Titan, Globus, Cole, Metallman, Rob, Jewels, Charlie Brown, Jenty, Rex, 6000, Bridget, Betenoir, Candy Girl, Ettarose, RegretfulMorning, Sharon, Mamaflo, Caroline, Lou, Gameboy, Billywarhol, Michael, BittersweetCollide, Sisuahlai, Mimzie, Natalie, .45 , Laura, Stacey Derbinshire, Falls-Down-Laughing, Jillian, PhillyGirl, Robyn, Beeker, Robert Bourne, Mylene, Ayel, Terry Freeman, 13th Witch, Julie, Matt-Man, Simply Curious, Tim Ramsay, Tara Sweeney, Michael Georgiades, LordWriggly, Grant M, NASH!!!, and then there are of course the few Anonymous comments…
Clause B
I am not sure if everyone saw the addition of the Clause B page which came into effect sometime in January this year.. I am going to tell you a bit about why this was necessary at the time and why it is there now..(and why I moderate..)
Most people who know me (family, friends and all sorts) are aware of my blog.. I have nothing to hide so to speak and I have this big mouth that constantly gets me into trouble here and in the world of me.. Anyway so it goes without saying that there are those that don’t like me too much for their own reasons or for reasons that I helped them create..
One of these people in particular(a **Bunny Boiler to be more exact) has cronies and they obviously get together and discuss me and my travels and how many times i have sex and whether or not I am a lesbian etc.. So one of these so-called cronies came onto my blog (Anonymously) and started spewing half truths and garbage all over the place about me and people close to me.. *sigh*
I know who this person is .. they just think this was done anonymously..idiots, lol!
Anyway.. I was unaware of this comment on my site until after a whole day had passed.. And this was awful for me as you can imagine.. This is my space.. And if you really don’t like what I say.. tell me or better yet.. move on BOZO..but don’t go and trash me for the sake of making yourself feel better or your mate that you believe is wronged..
So now I moderate because I would prefer to not give some people a springboard to attack me with.. I NEVER EDIT comments and I approve all of them anyway..
Search Terms & Stats
Top Ten search terms for all time
- BecauseIcan
- National cleavage Day
- red Wallpaper
- Big Boobs
- Boobs
- karma sutra
- vw golf
- pussy
- red
- porn
Arb and crazy terms last 7 days
- virgos make good pimps
- hairy everywhere
- kfc lamaze
- what do boobs look like
- piss hairy
- willowvale hotel
- put away, penis
Busiest ever month
May 2008 – with traffic exceeding 3000 visitors.. WOW!!
UpComing Events and Attractions
I haven’t even started regailing everyone with the stories I have in my head of Me as a little girl growing up in a home filled with people of all different shapes, sizes and languages.. and this is something I think I will be doing more of in future..It will be done under a new category labelled “What was”.. So stay tuned for this in the very near future…
I am also going to be adding a Paypal link at some time giving people an opportunity to buy me a cup of coffee!! (or a new handbag.. or a new laptop.. or whatever else I deem necessary at the time..hahahaha)
I will also be updating my blogroll and fixing some stuff along the way.. If you have any suggestions or feeback let me know.. this is the time for all that!
Thank you x 673846 Gizzilion!
Just a final thank you to ***everyone as I look forward to another year together with all of you…

* I haven’t retold enough of them as some of you would like to hear about..
** I just know when they read this I am in for more hate mail.. hahahaha.. bring it on biatches!!
*** Lurkers, commentors, lovers, haters, spammers, bots, bossman, funny people I can point at and laugh, you know who you are.. Love you all!! MWAH MWAH!!
Like
Hey that’s awesome! Thanks for the link love
Congrats on one year!
Happy anniversary then you wack job!
FragileHeart – Its only my Pleasure…
Beeker – Thanks Man!
Goblin – Wack job? ..love you too bokdrol…
Happy blogger-versary, darlin’.
(And people laugh at me for cycling in spandex – wait till I tell them that someone I know wears it to blog in!!)
MsBehavn – thanks.. lol.. dont forget to tell them its pink.. matching cape still pending..
huppy blog biffday.
we love you long time.
Happy blogoversary!!
Love the google search terms. LOL!
Exmi- Aawwwww.. shucks.. now I am blushing..
Jenty – thanks!!
Firstly, well done on the year!
EEEEKK!!
Secondly, I was left off the list. Nice!
It’s cool.
I’m ok.
Nash – lol.. DID YOU KNOW..this is the first time you have ever made a comment here??
But since you are ever soooo fabulous I have added you to the list… See how fabulously awesome I am..!!
P.S.have you voted??
waa..thats good numbers..
I am in the first line, Thats just awesome. Congratulations and well done for making me that important
Happy ‘versary!
Congrats on surviving in the blogosphere. Though I suspect you still talk to yourself despite having an audience. And what is that squirrel doing in Spider-man’s ear? I used to think that I had bad experiences with squirrels. Have fun with the monkeys and may the world (at least your half of it, I have dibs on this side) bend to your rule.
Happy Anniversary!!!
This was a very cool post!
I had a troll locate me on blogspot – which is why I moved to WP!! She also tried to remain anon but then made it clear how in love she was with my ex-husband and how much they hated me – WHO CARES just get off my space!!!
Congrats B! The WWW would be less of a place without you. Keep pen to paper, spirits high and heart on sleeve! Xx
Congrats
May the next year bring even more traffic
Eyeman – For me I think its fabulous that so many people visit.. But I suppose for others .. that amount is nothing and done in a day!!..hahaha
Guy – lol..you’re in the first line??
Wenchy – Thanks!!
Greg – The squirrel is in fact half monkey.. dontcha know?
Laura – Trolls should stay under the bridge eating moss where they belong..
Candy – Aw thanks man!! You are too sweet!
StevenMcD – Yes, i couldnt agree more!!
So NO suggestions guys??
Hip Hip! You rock!
Glugster – thanks thanks.. did you vote on my poll??
Sure did! I’m a bit of a poll junkie….
The first year is the hardest. After that, it just gets softer and softer…
Glugster – hehehe
Kyknoord – Speaking from sexperience?
happy bloggiversary!
and i dunno if you noticed- but you won a prize too!
http://new2glass.blogspot.com/2008/11/and-winners-are.html
Angel – I won?? You’re Shitting me! This I have to go see..
Woohoo! Way to go on the one year! And all the best for the next one too.
Tamara – thank you..
Brilliant stuff B!!
Looking forward to more of the same! (You definitely won’t be talking to yourself
)
XXX
JustBcoz – thank you thank you.. good to hear..
!!