Snot en Trane..
With trepidation I entered the gym this morning.. why?.. the airconditioning has been off for over a month due to renovations and upgrades and all sorts goings on there.. So in I step.. welcomed by the cool breeze of the aircon and sighed with relief. This is wonderful and means I will not overheat on the treadmill, ecstatic me goes over to swipe my card while I growl at the nauseating effervescence of the welcoming committee.. And then I see the sign.. The Gym will be closed on Friday because they are replacing ALL CARDIO equipment!! Demmit I just made huge resolutions to exercise my posterior and now they close the doors shortly after I return.. bummer! And the realisation is slow but swift.. my treadmill.. I will have to say goodbye to the trusty steed and try...
This is a prerecorded massage..
I have just looked at my To-Do list for tomorrow and it scares me! I am very happy for the work.. Work = money = shopping = smiles! So I am very busy smiling right now! <-Cool logic hey? But I just wanted to show everyone this awesome new product on the market.. -You may need to click to enlarge .. (the pic..not the the toe) Like the slogan says ” If there is someone you want to get to know, show them the Toe!” And if you buy one within the next hour… you will get a free *”Velcro Mullet” thrown in!!! Woohooo!! So what are you waiting for?? Go get your cup today!!! *while stocks last Worn at your own risk, CTC are not liable for any unwanted dryhumping or stalking that may be...
When I wasn’t looking..
Monday snuck up behind me and kicked me outta bed! I am actually really really busy at the moment and really shouldn’t be blogging.. but I cant resist.. So this is going to be a bulleted fact sheet.. well sort of.. :- I am sunburnt at the moment – in fact its a flippen *vaalie tan! THE HORROR! SexyG did really good at his MTB event on Sunday.. Am really pleased with all the new work that has been streaming in lately.. Just wish it didn’t mean I must work harder.. The mongoose are still shagging morning noon and night.. I am going to start going to gym and plan some intense fornicating with the treadmill starting Wednesday.. I got bubblegum stuck to my jeans on Saturday night when i took the kids to Spur.. Aaargh i hope the person who stuck it...
LegOver – Mongoose Style…
This is now the second day running that I have been awakened soooo rudely by the anguished shrill screams from outside.. The sound is soo sharp and panicked that I almost jump out of bed in fear for my life! The first time however that I saw what the sound was, I had a near ass collapse from laughter.. that was until I gave it some real thought and concern set in.. Would you believe that Mongoose are rapists? .. yes go back.. reread that, I’ll wait.. i cant believe it either!! But it is the truth.. For the past few days I have been a witness to several of these “rapes”.. and it is not a pretty sight! Just this morning there were 5 males making a female scream like a banshee outside my window.. I seriously don’t think these were screams of...
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