Now if only the LOTTO would play ball too…
Been awake since 3am… Its crap when you wake up early and just KNOW that sleep is no longer what you will be doing.. Was another dreamfest for me with an absurb wake-up and here I am.. on the net.. trying to keep myself amused as the rest of the house sleeps.. I am envious. On a more positive note I got a call yesterday to inform me that I had won two Books(one about the Karoo and the other about Protein,will confirm when I get them!) in a comp I entered! Cool Hey? Now I am going to go buy some lotto tickets and see if the lucky streak is still alive..who knows, I could be a few bucks away from affording that hitman I soooo desperately need. I am going to go make some milo now and then wake the kids for school… Work day is upon me and so it...
HeadBanging & Banging Heads..
Had a rough afternoon yesterday.. I ran out to go collect the kids from school(was abit late again) and ran !!WHAMMO!! into a tree.. Fell down to the ground and counted a few stars..I felt famous! After a few minutes lying on the floor looking like a pawpaw, I managed to get up (very late now in fetching the boys) and did a braincell count… most of them there, CHECK! Slowly walked to the car and felt the egg beginning to develop just under the skin with a deafening thud in my ears as all the blood rushes from my bottoms to my head.. The drive was in slow motion and painful.. When I got back home all I wanted to do was lie down and lick my wounds but this is never gonna happen in the madness of my life.. I tried to lie down, but everytime i closed my eyes my...
Such a Heel..
I only thought this happened in movies and stuff… until Saterday! There I was..standing in Blockbusters.. looking at all the different DVD’s not being able to pick just one to watch and mulling over all the titles with SexyG when all of a sudden..SNAP!!.. my heel broke.. I was at first absolutely confuxzled as to what had happened and then just broke out laughing.. It was seriously the funniest thing that has ever happened to while choosing a DVD.. It was entirely my own fault though, I was swinging on my heel back and forth.. and of course.. it was not designed for this..hahahah! SexyG was soo sweet, he bent down – picked up my heel and stuck it in his pocket and whispered in my ear “Dont worry Babe, I can fix this..” Aint he a...
Protected: Sorry guys, but email me and I will send you the password!
For reasons that I cant get into I do not want the evil ones to read this just yet.. Poison Apples and Prince Charming.. Once upon a time.. not so long ago there lived a fair princess and her prince charming… And between them they had lots of kids, a crazy gender confused parrot and a bunny that humps straw. Life was never dull for them and they took all of this in stride as the hairy trolls and evil arsefuks of the world kept trying to poison their wonderful and happily ever after..You would think that the Troll with her Hairy Knuckle and Arsefuk would be the worst thing they would be faced with but sadly this is not true. There are other characters in this story that are more subtle in their devious ways and therefore may be the most threatening of...
Going..Going..Gone!
I am going to sell my car.. I love my car.. I had it rebuilt to suit me.. its pink.. engine has been completely overhauled.. has 17″ mag rims..has newly upholstered pink and black leather seats…etc etc.. But I am sick of driving around.. petrol is too high.. the kids fight for the front seat.. and I just want a change.. oh and the flippen monkeys piss on it .. bastardly hairy things.. So here it is.. VW Jetta II 1990 aka Betsy Any offers? Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share...
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