You are being such a …Guava?
Guava..
Such a simple fruit yet the mere mention of it can make most people blush…
I often refer to my naughty bits as a Guava because I personally think it sounds better to say “I just waxed my Guava” than “I just waxed my Vagina”.. don’t you agree?
I actually can’t remember how I came to using this term, it was such a long time ago but I think it has something to do with being Afrikaans and being in Empangeni at the time.. the rest is a blur!
There are sooo many other pet names out there that are at our disposal for “the vagina”.. obviously not as many as you would encounter for the guys “lovestick” but here are a just a few that I know of -
- beaver
- fanny
- love rug
- poontang
- vayaya
- bearded clam
- koekie
- camel toe
.. i have left out the more obvious ones..lol!
So what do you refer to yours as?
Can you add to my list?
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Lol! Nothing as obscure as your listed items hehehe …
poonani, I want to sniff the daisy, fish breath, my tongues best friend….
I forgot the mango, because of all the hair in your teeth.
box
crack
dwax
muff
cake
honey pot
flange
valley of love
gap
“big girls weewee”
flower
“ma gwap” asian folk use this word a lot and surfer guys from the 70′s
nuunuu
snatch
JustbCoz – your just being shy ..
Guy – lol..lol..lol.. Mango?
Davy – OMF .. how many of these have you actually used though?
My girlfriend gets really, really angry when I refer to her “fishwrinkle”.
Jewllery Box,Gecko,Lemon are the names my kids use when refering to what i like to call their Guava’s.
Exsample: When they have to go pee its” Mom i need to go squeese my lemon.”
Red – Fishwrinkle?? OMFG!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahah
QueenG – Gecko?? why gecko.. no wait.. dont tell me.. I am never going to be the same after this…pmsfl!!!
PUNDA!!!!!
lol… i think i also ue guava- more often than not just to make da bruvva blush!
Guava — for me anyway — is zim terminology