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For reasons that I cant get into I do not want the evil ones to read this just yet.. Poison Apples and Prince Charming.. Once upon a time.. not so long ago there lived a fair princess and her prince charming… And between them they had lots of kids, a crazy gender confused parrot and a bunny that humps straw. Life was never dull for them and they took all of this in stride as the hairy trolls and evil arsefuks of the world kept trying to poison their wonderful and happily ever after..You would think that the Troll with her Hairy Knuckle and Arsefuk would be the worst thing they would be faced with but sadly this is not true. There are other characters in this story that are more subtle in their devious ways and therefore may be the most threatening of...