But will it cook you bacon and eggs?
WARNING: The following post has some sexual content and should not be read if prude, ignorant, easily offended, under18, judgemental, gossiping groaners, a batlady or just a plain whiner.. thanks! —————————————————————— Now for the rest of you…Lets talk! Boys have been putting their penises into objects since they first discovered it at age 1.. and it has been a slippery slope from then on in.. I once watched a documentary of “101 Most Embarrassing Sexual Acts” which was a culmination of 101 things people have done (and been caught out on) in their search for sexual gratification.. Of those 101 listed, more than 90%...
Lets get technical..k?
Got an email the other day.. and with it was an challenge.. “track me via my IP address and impress me!”.. Now I looooove challenges!.. woohoo.. and this challenge was prompted by my Clause B where I stated that any persons IP address is very traceable.. well it is.. but it also takes A WHACK LOAD of PT to get close to the deviant that has been naughty.. So yesterday I was sooo hectically busy I had to push it out of my mind.. today was part two of yesterday and it is now 6.29pm Tuesday and I am finally catching up with my mail, reading my favourite blogs and tracking a naughty IP.. So “Agnes” who are you? Let me see.. hmmm… looking…looking… looking… AHa!!… I seeeeeee you!! Put the chocolate away Chickypoo and...
Ugly assed hairy buggers that piss everywhere..
Monkeys, Monkeys, Monkeys, Ugly assed , Hairy backed, tail swinging, vile, disgusting, evil, cheeky, stupid, lice infested complete WASTE OF SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DISLIKE HATE WANNA STRANGLE THEM SOOOOOOO MUCH! *breathe-breathe* They piss on my car.. MY CAR!.. i will wash it today.. tomorrow It is covered by monkey piss and thats not all.. they also play in their own piss.. little handprints everywhere as they rubbed it around..I mean sis sis sis.. vomit! steal my fruit..have to hide it in the microwave now and normally forget about it as it rots quietly in there.. scare my kids..shame man! try to steal food from my hand..can you believe? dangling from branches as I walk past to chomp my sarmie! play with their unmentionables on the driveway.. sis man, sit weg!!...
Have you?
Have you ever wanted something so badly? You had to convince yourself you already Have it, See it, Feel it, Touch it..almost?… Or not really? Do you wake up thinking of …‘What If’ ? Do dreams taunt you with things that may never be? How far are you willing to go?..How far ahead can you see? Do you look on at others yearning for just one teensy tiny bit? Knowing in your heart that this may never be..? Do you think about it, day and night, while you stand, while you sit? At what point do you throw caution at the wind, put both feet in, grab the bull by horns? In order to gain the final answer, no option to rescind? Do I have what it takes, Is this achievable? No going back, no more oops, uhm, this was perhaps a mistake? I don’t think I do, No-No,...
DustBunnies and an idiot..
Where did all the dust come from?? You would be surprised how many dustbunnies i had to catch and kill yesterday!! And most of them were clinging to my pants for dear life.. but I am merciless.. I had *Mr Muscle after all!! How absolutely exhilarating it was when afterwards I walked into the boys room and saw the carpet for the first time in probably weeks.. SexyG surprised me by fixing the oven.. omw.. i am ecstatic at the prospect of being able to bake muffins and make my own garlic bread.. talk about delight.. i could have just dropped and given him 20 right there and then when I found out.. but i was all dusty and grimy so that had to wait !! This is the weekend where the boys go to Arsefuk but for his own reasons J didnt want to go.. so D was left to go...
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