Someone needs a spank…

Once upon a time…A few months ago to be more precise… I tackled this terribly overgrown flowerbox outside my Front door..

Oh my goodness, it took forever and a day to get all the old scraggly bits and bobs out until all that was left was some soil.. SexyG then put in some sprinklers..and I planted snap dragons and bulbs.. and then we waited..

..and waited..

..and waited..

..and..well you get the idea!

So about two weeks ago as I was beginning to think that nothing was ever going to happen and this box will be a barren dead spot forever, it all changed!

Almost overnight! things started looking lush, and green and promising..

A few days later we woke up to some pretty pink flowers..followed closely by the prettiest little blue/white bulb flowers!

WELL! to say we were excited is an understatement! We had tea and cake to celebrate…..(we are after all hellavu civilised happy people).

But then a strange thing happened..

………..mini dinosaurs and other fairy creatures appeared in the garden. Each morning there seemed to be a different newcomer…And at first it was abit unsettling but everyone seemed to get along nicely…

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“They all appeared to be getting along nicely…”

But this was short lived and soon they were attacking the sprinkler pipes. Toilet manners were all but forgotten as they just crapped everywhere… and keeping me up all night with their constant fighting!

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“..soon they were attacking the sprinkler pipes..”

They took to chomping some of the vegetation and I was forced to step in! So yesterday I put my foot down and threatened to kick them all out if they dont start behaving. You know, getting tough is sometimes needed.

Unfortunately for one of them I got there too late…there was a casualty..sorry man, you were my second *favourite..

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“..there was a casualty..sorry man, you were my favourite..”

What will I wake up to tomorrow.. *sigh*

Anyone want to adopt-a-dino?

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* T-rex kicks ass! I like him the most..

9 Comments

  1. Glugster
    Sep 30, 2008

    I didn’t know they had internet in The Lost World?!?!?!?

  2. B
    Sep 30, 2008

    Glugster – these are some crazy smart dino’s.. they were heard mumbling a plot to board my spaceship..

  3. angel
    Sep 30, 2008

    omg i love your kids!!!

  4. Tamara
    Oct 1, 2008

    Hehehehe… only you could come up with a garden dinosaur drama series. Yuo should be a film producer, B.

  5. B
    Oct 1, 2008

    Angel – I do too…did they pay you to say that?? I am not getting any remuneration .. in fact I am made to pay in..

    Tamara – wasnt my idea.. lol!.. I am just the film crew…

  6. being brazen
    Oct 2, 2008

    HA HA HA – i loved this post – too cute and funny!!!

  7. Po
    Oct 2, 2008

    That is awesome, I didn’t realise Jurassic park was actually a suburban garden.

  8. StevenMcD
    Oct 3, 2008

    lol, Jurrasic Park!

  9. B
    Oct 3, 2008

    Being Brazen – thanks man…

    Po – who said I lived in the suburbs? ;-)

    StevenMcD – indeed!

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