Wet Noses and Hairy Backs..
I really miss my dogs lately.. I have taken to staring longingly at other peoples pets and go “Aaaaaw!, how cute man!”.. Pathetic, I know..
Its difficult where I live as it isn’t my place and I can’t just go out and get a big assed Great Dane or something.. and because its a commitment thing, you know?
I need to be more stable and know that for the next 10 years or so I can look after “Senòr Puppy”.
I also like big dogs too, so maltese poodles just wont work for me.. A dog should be able to bark without making me feel sorry for it or laughing at it..
I want “Senòr Puppy” to run up to me when I get home and give me loves and licks and show me all the monkeys he caught in my absence! I will then tell him what a good boy he is and scratch him behind the ear just the way he likes it!
- I will take him with me when i run down to the beach..
- He will watch Boston Legal with me and groan with Jerry jumps like a DoDo bird..
- I will teach him neat tricks like ,play cute, ask nicely and my personal favourite, teach him to talk (boxers are best at this)..
- Dry Humping will not be allowed in public..He will have to contain himself and do it in private like other boys..
- And cute Puppy dog eyes will get him everywhere..
The list can go on but I am abit broody now..damn these hormones man!
This dog thing is definitely something that needs to be planned and hopefully somewhere in the near future I can go puppy shopping and bring my home a “Senòr Puppy” and he will be loved and thoroughly spoilt… Lots!
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i find that impulse puppy purchases is way better!!! or go rescue one from the spca!
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Do not teach your dog if you get one to talk, the last one you had that did freaked me out, and scared the sh*t out of me… Puppy eye’s or not….
Stef – I wish I could.. but where do I keep “senor puppy”?? Landlady may not be as pleased as me I dont think…lol!!
QueenG – But how cute man!! He can commentate when I watch the new season of House MD that should be arriving any day now.. cant wait.. that reminds me.. time to phone the mafia and see what they got for to watch …
i would so love another cat… but with taxi’s FeLV i have to wait till he’s gone. and when he’s gone one day, i desperately want a sphynx- but my glugster’s not terribly keen.
hang in there- you’ve clearly thought this through!
Follow Being Brazen’s example and get an imaginery pet
OMG I didn’t even see this yesterday.
I’m in the same boat as you. My pupperoos had to be left at my parents place because, while we can have a dog in our new place…it’s wouldn’t be fair to either of them not to have the place to run around.
Hopefully the near future is really near