But will it cook you bacon and eggs?
WARNING:
The following post has some sexual content and should not be read if prude, ignorant, easily offended, under18, judgemental, gossiping groaners, a batlady or just a plain whiner.. thanks!
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Now for the rest of you…Lets talk!
Boys have been putting their penises into objects since they first discovered it at age 1.. and it has been a slippery slope from then on in..
I once watched a documentary of “101 Most Embarrassing Sexual Acts” which was a culmination of 101 things people have done (and been caught out on) in their search for sexual gratification.. Of those 101 listed, more than 90% were guys sticking their schlongs into microwaved melons, vacuum cleaners, pool pumps erhm, things.
Today I was sent some images of blow up dolls.. Now before you say.. been there.. done that! You need to see these to believe them.. They are almost life-like and in fact are partly mechanical in order to pose them for your..*coff-coff*.. enjoyment!
They are called MechaDolls and you can see all of them here. I don’t want to put any of the images here as they ARE very-very Explicit.. So rather click on the link, k?
It is such a far cry from the old style doll that had the gaping mouth and the unflexible body that you just could not convince anyone was your *girlfriend!
This is such a great reinvention of the older version..Just think of the implications of having such a lifelike posable ..erm.. girlfriend!!
- No whining..
- No expensive jewellery..
- Sex when you want it… how you want it.. as quick as you want it…all the time…
- No post-coital chats..
- You dont have to answer any inane questions…
- No meeting the parents…
- No having to buy the cow for alittle bit of milk…
and the list can go on..
But these are things you may miss before you rush out and replace your current girlfriend/wife for the more attractive mechanical version (I know you have already scanned the site 
)…
- No hugs…no kisses..no cuddling..
- Nobody there to listen to you when you just want to talk..
- Your clothes will mysteriously stop finding its way back to your cupboard -cleaned…
- Nobody there to laugh with..interact with..
- Who will you go to the movies with?
- Who will watch you pose and say “You’re the Man!!”..
- No more extensive planning required to “get lucky”..
- No one to buffer you from your mom when she wants to go shopping with you..
- No sound effects during sex..(we know you like it )..
this list can go on, forever!
But for the lonely guy.. inbetween gf’s or whatever.. this is a real nice thing to have.. it is a ‘stop-gappa’ for want of a better word.. lol
P.S. It is just a coincidence that one of their models has my name.. she by no means is me..k?
*Jerry Espensin from Boston Legal will be sooooo pleased at these new improved models!!
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Wow! I can’t believe how “real” those things look! I wonder how long before some sort of AI/audio version is invented? (If it hasn’t been conceptualised already – I don’t really follow the happenings in the BUD industry LOL!)
JustbCoz – I am sure audio is a plugin already available.. lol!
unreal…
good grief…
but that’s quite sick….
but then again there are all the pro’s to consider…
hmmm… when will the male prototype be available?
Stef – lol.. I refer you to a post a did awhile back.. its not as hot and stuff.. but it may just take the edge off..hahahah
THE STUDBUTLER
Listen doll. What kind of sites do you frequent? Heh?
Glugster – Glugster – Glugster.. i ask myself this question all the time.. Porn comes to me.. not the other way around.. Just this morning I got 47 invites to “enlarge my loveshaft”..
Wahahaha!!!
Wow! Now that’s real. How do you ship that without a customs inspection of epic proportions?
I love how spammers avoid all the blacklisted words to bypass spam filters. “Make her moan with your massive f*ckstick!” was one of the more creative ones.
Worsbeursie – I think it may be easier to by her a ticket on kulula and just tell people she is“special”…hahahahahhaha!
Whoa! Don’t post her. Imagine what customs will do and DON’T POST HER!
mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa… i so wanna click the link but i’m at work, so i’ll wait till later when i’m on my 3g!
* No hugs…no kisses..no cuddling.. Been married so long that even this can be a treat.
).. It’s patently obvious you don’t have children that will hear you, do you?
* Nobody there to listen to you when you just want to talk.. You need someone to listen? I listen when I talk and the return conversation makes more sense anyway.
* Your clothes will mysteriously stop finding its way back to your cupboard -cleaned… Can this be true? Does this happen in the real world?
* Nobody there to laugh with..interact with.. You said this already
* Who will you go to the movies with? Whats wrong with going alone and masturbating in the back row?
* Who will watch you pose and say “You’re the Man!!”.. Seriously If my wife lied about that, I’d never believe a word she says.
* No more extensive planning required to “get lucky”.. This isn’t a negative.
* No one to buffer you from your mom when she wants to go shopping with you.. My Mom knows better,
* No sound effects during sex..(we know you like it
Oh wow, Briggite is clean shaven…
ahh damn Flock doesn’t like that site.
pete ess – lol..just imagine!
Angel – Rather wait till you at home.. lol!
Guy Mclaren – You saying you want to trade your wife in for a doll??
Guy Mclaren -What you trying to say..hhmmm??
Guy Mclaren – You being censored? hahahaha!!
absolutely not, my wife is a doll
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