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WARNING: The following post has some sexual content and should not be read if prude, ignorant, easily offended, under18, judgemental, gossiping groaners, a batlady or just a plain whiner.. thanks! —————————————————————— Now for the rest of you…Lets talk! Boys have been putting their penises into objects since they first discovered it at age 1.. and it has been a slippery slope from then on in.. I once watched a documentary of “101 Most Embarrassing Sexual Acts” which was a culmination of 101 things people have done (and been caught out on) in their search for sexual gratification.. Of those 101 listed, more than 90%...