Ugly assed hairy buggers that piss everywhere..

Monkeys, Monkeys, Monkeys, Ugly assed , Hairy backed, tail swinging, vile, disgusting, evil, cheeky, stupid, lice infested complete WASTE OF SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DISLIKE HATE WANNA STRANGLE THEM SOOOOOOO MUCH! *breathe-breathe* They piss on my car.. MY CAR!.. i will wash it today.. tomorrow It is covered by monkey piss and thats not all.. they also play in their own piss.. little handprints everywhere as they rubbed it around..I mean sis sis sis.. vomit! steal my fruit..have to hide it in the microwave now and normally forget about it as it rots quietly in there.. scare my kids..shame man! try to steal food from my hand..can you believe? dangling from branches as I walk past to chomp my sarmie! play with their unmentionables on the driveway.. sis man, sit weg!!...