Put a spring in it!

What is up with spring and all the cleaning it forces us into?

For me it is worse.. far worse.. It grabs me by the short and curlies and everytime i walk past a book i want to pick it up and put it away..

Generally speaking.. I am an angry cleaner.. When I am upset, angry, annoyed, frustrated or just plain pissed off .. I will clean and sort..

Cleaning and sorting all my anger/frustrations away.. it helps me..

When I am done I will be calm and will have spent alot of time working things through in my crazy mind and be able to just relax.. in a clean and ordered environment, happy and smiling.

I have often thought that perhaps my Ex-Husband (Arsefuk) knew about this little nuance I have and exploited it to its fullest? Idiot..I should’va put *veet in his conditioner..

So when I am cleaning and sorting.. best to just leave me alone.. let me get it done.. dont ask too many questions and be grateful I am not a **clothes burner/ carkeying maniac!

But then Spring comes and makes me want to grab a box and sort-sort-sort.. and this all without any provocation of the negative kind!..Its ridiculous stuff.. I am not by any means a clean freak.. And I don’t iron.. in fact I will rather burn the ironing pile and re-invest than iron it.

So I am thinking I am going to be tackling all sorts of things this weekend.. I just have to, you know? I want to do it now but it will have to wait for the weekend.. But I just know that if I get angry between now and then I wont be able to stop myself from acting on an urge to grap the storeroom key and dissect each and every box in there until its done!

*sigh*

I irritate myself sometimes.. why couldn’t I be a painter? Or a Musician? No, No, No – I am a pummeling duffer..bugger it all to hell and back!

*veet is a liquid hair remover

** I cant bear to destroy things,, goes against my grain.. I am a builder.. not a breaker..