Put a spring in it!

What is up with spring and all the cleaning it forces us into? For me it is worse.. far worse.. It grabs me by the short and curlies and everytime i walk past a book i want to pick it up and put it away.. Generally speaking.. I am an angry cleaner.. When I am upset, angry, annoyed, frustrated or just plain pissed off .. I will clean and sort.. Cleaning and sorting all my anger/frustrations away.. it helps me.. When I am done I will be calm and will have spent alot of time working things through in my crazy mind and be able to just relax.. in a clean and ordered environment, happy and smiling. I have often thought that perhaps my Ex-Husband (Arsefuk) knew about this little nuance I have and exploited it to its fullest? Idiot..I should’va put *veet in his...