Someone needs a spank…
Once upon a time…A few months ago to be more precise… I tackled this terribly overgrown flowerbox outside my Front door.. Oh my goodness, it took forever and a day to get all the old scraggly bits and bobs out until all that was left was some soil.. SexyG then put in some sprinklers..and I planted snap dragons and bulbs.. and then we waited.. ..and waited.. ..and waited.. ..and..well you get the idea! So about two weeks ago as I was beginning to think that nothing was ever going to happen and this box will be a barren dead spot forever, it all changed! Almost overnight! things started looking lush, and green and promising.. A few days later we woke up to some pretty pink flowers..followed closely by the prettiest little blue/white bulb flowers! WELL!...
Sexual Discrimination 101
I am a single mom to two lovely boys… And I am not just saying this because I am their mom and completely biased either.. this is just a fact. J is 14 and D is 10.. and they may not be angels…but they are polite, helpful, intelligent and funny.. Now being boys and me being a girl and all that I have noticed certain truths around me..you ready for this?..Well, girls are sexist! There is this club that exists in this world catering for women/girls only. I hear it all the time.. Its a girl thing or its for girls only or she is a girl thats why she gets such and such.. Now I know there is also the other side of things where there is the boys only club..but I have got to say that the women have far more of these exclusive events than the boys! The ratio is...
Its not real..Its not real..
I am a dreamer.. I almost always dream everynight. Most of the times I dont really remember them straight off and will then remember glimpses of it during the day.. But sometimes..just sometimes.. I wake up still feeling the emotion that encapsulated the dream I was entangled in. So for instance if it was about my teeth falling out (quite a regular) I wake up and rush to the basin with an overwhelming feeling of panic and fear… If It was about me walking on the beach nekkid I wake up clutching the sheets.. You with me so far? Most of my dreams are not such nice ones though.. When I was a little girl I had recurring nightmares involving cannibals, amputations and being chased.. I dealt with it by studying the reality of cannibalism and trying to get over my...
Wet Noses and Hairy Backs..
I really miss my dogs lately.. I have taken to staring longingly at other peoples pets and go “Aaaaaw!, how cute man!”.. Pathetic, I know.. Its difficult where I live as it isn’t my place and I can’t just go out and get a big assed Great Dane or something.. and because its a commitment thing, you know? I need to be more stable and know that for the next 10 years or so I can look after “Senòr Puppy”. I also like big dogs too, so maltese poodles just wont work for me.. A dog should be able to bark without making me feel sorry for it or laughing at it.. I want “Senòr Puppy” to run up to me when I get home and give me loves and licks and show me all the monkeys he caught in my absence! I will then tell him what a good...
Menage a duo..
I either am suffering from some form of mental illness OR SexyG has got to be the best shag, ever! There is just no other way to explain the fact that I am sitting here in my car on one of THE most coldest days in the history of the planet waiting for my boyfriend to cycle past.. And this after being woken up this morning at 3.30am to get to Hilton in time for the start at 6am.. Its disgusting really.. being made to go out in this almost minus temperature to watch boys playing in the mud.. Totally uncivilised spectator points where there are no Mugg n Bean’s where I can at least warm up with hot coffee and plug my laptop in to browse the net.. So here I am now hoping the battery doesn’t die soon while I whine away about how cold I am and how badly I need a...
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