Time..running out of time!!
OMW… just read Sheena’s post.. and I am gobsmacked at how fabulous everyone was to her! And I am ever so dem happy for her and the it all contributed into making her birthday even more fantastic..(although I am abit concerned by the teargas gift..lol)
But I am Jealous demmit… yes.. i said it..jealous!
Ok.. so i thought that I should make a wishlist aswell.. but this is in the hopes that people who know me and love me (yes, sussie.. I am talking to you!) will see what it is I really want instead of saying.. “but I didnt know what to get you”.. as they hand over some bath salts and shaped soaps..you with me?
There isnt much time left and I am hoping its not too late to go take the bath salts back.. 
So QueenG, SexyG and other friends and family… here it is!
My Want/Need/Wish list …
- Iphone ( they really nice!)
- new TB drive (running out of space AGAIN!)
- Some new Perfume (hhmmm… love smellies)
- Couple nice new Handbags and Shoes to match (..gold, black and red)
- Tiara – (Stef has inspired me..)
- A day at the Spa. Allover body treatment served strawberries by semi nekkid dudes *sigh*..
- A garage for my car… ( tired of monkeys shitting on it..bastards)
- My edgars debt to be cleared.. (they wont let me shop till I pay them.. stupid policy)
- New Keyboard with matching mouse .. (have to guess which key is which)
- *NEW* A new sports bra ( since I am back at the gym)
- *NEW* A Big Afro Wig (I think they are cool..)
- *NEW* Surprise Birthday party ( I promise to act surprised)
- Thats all for now.. will add as I remember more neediness..
So guys.. If you are here because i phoned your hairy ass and told you to read this.. take heed and get with the program.. k? No Pressure.. lol..
But if like me you are broke, you are forgiven and I still love you.. MWAH!
…5 more sleeps and then I will be *coff-coff* 34 *coff-coff*..
...4 more sleeps
…3 more sleeps
P.S. Oh and I promise to act surprised! 
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I don’t think I have *ever* been as spoilt as I was this year on my birthday.
To think a random bunch of people I have never met care enough to go to that effort for little old me touches my heart in a big way.
Happy happy my love! 5 more sleeps is more than enough time I’m sure
Shebee – you deserve it.. you are a wonderful person and give so much of yourself to everyone who reads your blog!
((Big Hugs))
P.S. have smsed all the bloody relatives to come eyeball out my wishlist..hehehe
LOL. Sorry to tell you that I’m broke, but am sending you loads of hugs and well wishes instead of a garage. Doubt it will help the monkey poo problem, but hopefully leaves you warm and fuzzy.
OK. One garage on the way. It’s collapsable for easy transport via the postal services.
Tamara –
thanks! warm and fuzzy is what i need the most I think..
Glugster – woohoooo!!! cant wait!.. bastard monkeys almost seem to hold in their poo until they see my car.. bastards.. thats what they are..evil little bastards!
It’s a good start. Now if you could add a few items that people can actually afford…
kyknoord – uhm.. keyboard? Thats a cheapie isnt it?
*sigh*
so what do you suggest?
damn i’m broke too… i can always send you a plastic tiara… but a plastic one is NO FUN!!!!
you’re getting so old… sjoe 34?!!!!
LOL
DAMMIT Glugster … I was gonna do the garage thang!
Stef – Plastic is better than nothing..lol.. And some plastics are gorgeous.. take fake boobs for instance!
hahahaha
dem you.. 34 isnt old.. demmit demmit.. *sob*
JustBcoz – now now .. no fighting!.. you can both do the garage!
I can have a double garage see? One for the car.. the other can be vamped into a karaoke hall for the tjommies.. hahahah
Ok… so we all broke ekse! how bout I buy you stickers for your keyboard and some kokies for colour matching? sound good? eh?
sorted!
Ciao
Nobby – you are sounding bitchy there.. careful i don’t steal yours tonite .. replace it with a drawing on your desk..!
Hey B, Thank you for posting your wish list,i have been going nuts trying to think of what to get you… Now i Know… Cant wait for tomorrow…
Mwah mwha
QueenG – see, I knew it would be handy!.. I am soo difficult to shop for because I assume everyone around me already knows what i want/need that I hardly vocalise them..
MWah Mwah !
….tomorrow couldn’t come sooner!
So come now, give us your line up for tomorrow? I’m curious as all hell you two!
i looked for my plastic tiara last night so that i could post it to you ASAP… it’s in one of the 43 pakced and sealed boxes…
shit
Shebee – lol.. she is arriving at my place at 5.30am.. will keep you posted on the events.. Was thinking of going to MOYO ?.. have you been there before?
Stef – wooohooooo! Want me to help you unpack?
i think everyone deserves to make a list a couple of times in their adult lives!!!
B,i saw you wanna go to Moyo? Cant we go some where that aslo has sushi on the menu???
Angel – I think its a brilliant idea! wheres yours?
QG – aaw! comeon .. Ill ask sexyg to bring some fishpaste with and u can use some of their spoons.. or we can accost some of the fisherman there on the pier for their bait..
hahahahahahahahah