Just can’t help yourself.. can you?
I am phasing.. Have bad hair.. Am *retaining water.. Didn’t sleep very well last night I don’t think.. Kids are playing the “lets see how big we can get mommy’s vein on her forehead” game again.. Clients not paying on time .. Birthday looming.. Almost incinerated my fingers on the radiator switch this morning.. Internet has been broken for most of the day…
So here I am.. on the precipice of killing the first person brave enough to make eye contact.. Just waiting.. yep waiting..for that ONE person.. you know – that ONE person who just cant resist to smack a hornets nest.. Lives on the edge.. We all know someone like that.. Thinks he is smarter than everyone else and laughs at all his own jokes..YEP HIM!
Well, I am waiting.. In fact .. It would be a saner option for him to wireless bungee jumping than mess with me today.. Just saying
So PUNK.. Ya feeling lucky?
* nice way of saying I cant fit into my jeans…
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Good thing I’m on the other side of the country. But I can send someone your way if you really feel the need to klap someone.
Actually, I do feel a bit lucky. What do I win?
OMG, i feel the same way.. Sick of putting up with the daily shit that is my life.. I’m looking for some one to get physically violent with.. Its a case of “Dont push me i am close to the edge”….
Glugster – send them.. send them..
Greg – a torrent of tongue lashing followed by some whipping involving hordes of leather and spikes..but this will only ensue until you start enjoying it too much.. then i will force you to watch “the office” til your eyeballs bleed…
QueenG – uhm.. lol.. and you coming to me on the weekend?? should i wear protective gear?
Wait, is that the American version of “The Office” or the original one?
Well I have a few suggestions whom you could start with:
- men in pink or purple shirt or t-shirts!
- people explaining their obviously deaf friends on the cellphone and in public what problems they have with their sex-life and their digestion
- public transport for being late … ALL THE TIME!
- people not tiping and treating you like a lower life-form as a reward for being friendly and serving them
- …
Tell me if you got one of those, and please send me pics
Greets Julia
Greg – the american one.. you seem almost excited??.. hmm.. may have to think up some other forms of torture…
Julia – lol… will do
Lucky? No, not me. No eye contact either.
There. That’s better.
hey Relax Max –
Update:-
I think everyone read my blog yesterday and avoided me like the plague.. except for the lady who tried to run me down with her Toyota Tazz at the shopping center .. She got away partly unscathed except for the mental karma burn I sent her.. Stupid cow! If she hadn’t driven away so fast i would’ve probably checked the viability of using my 2l milk as a weapon.. now I will never know..
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got a freakin’ call centre in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck