I am phasing.. Have bad hair.. Am *retaining water.. Didn’t sleep very well last night I don’t think.. Kids are playing the “lets see how big we can get mommy’s vein on her forehead” game again.. Clients not paying on time .. Birthday looming.. Almost incinerated my fingers on the radiator switch this morning.. Internet has been broken for most of the day…

So here I am.. on the precipice of killing the first person brave enough to make eye contact.. Just waiting.. yep waiting..for that ONE person.. you know – that ONE person who just cant resist to smack a hornets nest.. Lives on the edge.. We all know someone like that.. Thinks he is smarter than everyone else and laughs at all his own jokes..YEP HIM!

Well, I am waiting.. In fact .. It would be a saner option for him to wireless bungee jumping than mess with me today.. Just saying

So PUNK.. Ya feeling lucky?

* nice way of saying I cant fit into my jeans…

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