Virgo explained..

I do not generally go into the whole horoscope crap and don’t walk under ladders bullocks.. but since it is soooo close to the day of birth for me .. I take time to reflect the brilliance that I am and all those that may share in this self love as it were.. And who else would understand fully, besides a fellow Virgoan?

Just a little known fact about us.. We aren’t really perfect.. Its just hard for most people to tell though!

Here are the rest of the facts I have compiled for all non virgoans to read in order to make us seem more humane and lovable..

Virgo – The Virgin

23 August ~ 23 September

Friends and Family
A Virgo is a helpful friend to have indeed. They are excellent at giving advice, and they really know how to problem solve. You’ll find that a Virgo will remind you to take good care of yourself, as health is a focal point for them. And when the meal is done, they’ll be the first to jump up and start the dishes. Loving and dedicated to family, the Virgo is also first on the scene when care is needed. When someone reaches old age or is ill, the Virgo will be there doing all that is needed. The Virgo is not known for showing their feelings. They prefer to show through deed than by word.

Career and Money
“I analyze” is the key phrase for the Virgo personality, while “practicality” is the keyword. Industrious, discriminating, and scientific by nature, the Virgo really knows how to get to the heart of the matter. They are exceptionally methodical and do well in jobs that require organization. If there’s anything out of order, set a Virgo to the task! Virgos tend to like instructions, on boxes, packages, books, or whatever. Take the instructions away and they often panic. When focused on a task, the Virgo will push themselves to perfection, leaving no stone unturned. They are exacting and take great pride in a job done to the absolute best of their ability. When they feel their talent falls short, they’ll turn to the books to learn whatever they need to improve. Careers suited to this sign include being a doctor, nurse, psychologist, teacher, writer, and critic.Virgos are excellent with their money. They generally keep a strict grasp on what they spend, and strive to put away as much money as they can. They plan well in advance for expenditures, and when it comes to shopping, they aren’t apt to overspend. Every now and then the Virgo can be seen buying themselves something of beauty, though. They love the arts and enjoy decorating their homes with taste.

Love and Sex
It’s important for the Virgo lover to feel needed by their mates. Outside of the bedroom is where the majority of foreplay is going to happen for this sign. Tactile, methodical and willing to take as long as is needed, they make excellent lovers. Even though the Virgo won’t express many words of love, they will show their affections in the bedroom. Virgos prefer to have a few strong connections rather than many partners. Life partners are chosen based on how important and needed the Virgo feels they are in their lives. They are dedicated spouses that love to live on the wild side once and a while.

The colors of choice for Virgo are green and dark brown. AAAAAARGH pink demmit pink!

Virgo’s star stone is the sardonyx – the reddish brown variety.

Lucky Numbers
Virgo’s lucky numbers are 2, 5, and 7.

Virgos are most compatible with Capricorn and Taurus.Ehem… I prefer my Aquarius, thankyou!

Opposite Sign
The opposite sign for Virgo is Pisces.

The top things to come from being a Virgo..

  • Give the best critical reviews..
  • So Neat and Clean..
  • Will do the worrying for you..
  • Keep your standards high..
  • Great comedic timing..
  • So good at hiding emotions..
  • Can model for obsessive-compulsive ads..

Here are just some of the millions of Famous Virgo’s (There were sooo many but I just picked a few to show you the brilliance that is so apparent)

  • Barry White – American singer
  • Beyonce Knowles – Lead singer of Destiny’s Child
  • Bruce Springsteen – Singer
  • Cameron Diaz – Attractive and successful actress
  • Claudia Schiffer – Famous model
  • David Copperfield – Famous magician
  • Gloria Estefan – Musician and skank
  • H G Wells – English Writer
  • Henry Ford II – American car manufacturer
  • Ivan Pavlov – 1849-1936, Russian phsyiologist
  • Julio Iglesias – Musician
  • Roald Dahl – Famous author of books for children
  • Stephen King – Popular contemporary author
  • Tim Burton – Director of smash hit film Batman
  • Van Morrison – Musician

So to steal a phrase from the queen of all desperado’s ..“Pick me, choose me, love me”..

BTW.. This is an excerpt of the MEAN HOROSCOPE I thought you may enjoy ..

Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while doing it. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.