Dusting balls..
Turns out Expensive Mistakes has recently revealed her love for balls …crystal balls that is.
And she is offering to ask the cards/ball/mystic guide/ihavenoflippenidea any question you may have!
Sound exciting? Kinda does, eh? But I am nervous about delving into things I dont fully understand.. I am, suffice it to say, not willing to piss off any unknown force that may be out there.. I may not go to church (except for weddings and funerals) but I do believe in God and in the same way Satan scares me lots!
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.. I am naturally curious person and dying to know what will be revealed about me.. !! 
- Will I die young?
- Will I be as successful as I hope to be in my business?
- Will I remarry?
- Will my currently turbulent life settle down?
- Will I ever shake this fat thats clinging to my ass?
- The list goes on..
It is my birthday soon… and for the first time since the day of my birth I am not excited at the prospect of it.. Its not that I am dreading getting older ( I am still *coff* young *coff* ).. but more I dont even have a pressie list that i have sent to all my friends and family yet!! Shocker, eh? In fact I havent even given this day a second thought.. and if I wasnt reminded about my birthday by my bf.. I may have forgotten altogether.. thats just wrong… Not like me at all..
So do you think EXMI can figure out why?
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Tracking..
hahaha.
you sneaky bitch. throwing in the birthday factor to guilt trip me.
well i’ll do it, since you manipulated me – but i have another 3 more to do before yours…
When’s your bday? I’m also an August baby.
I’ve tagged you to do the RTD competition, btw. So, if you haven’t done it already, get your much-talked0about ass into gear, k?
Uhm…lol…ok..I will have to look at the RTD thingy.. ok?
My birthday..oi..my birthday.. its 1st September..Yes yes..I am a bouncy ball of joy being born on the first day of spring and all that.. yay for me.. you feeling the love..
So being a Virgo like me, you understand the difficulties of being perfect.. its tough.. its no wonder my Ra-Ra has turned into a mumble-mumble..
i totally also tagged you in the rocking the daisies comp.
so if i do your reading, you have to add my tag to the competition site.
http://www.rockingthedaisiescompetition.co.za
- you’ll see how it works there.
flippen hell… them daisies have alot to answer for… why the hell they rocking anyway? someone should roll a daisy joint.. that’ll slow them down…
Crystal ball questions. I can answer one for you Little B -
“Will I die young?”
No.
Kidding. You still have a chance. Better hurry though.
Wait. Don’t.
Deer Missy:
I have am in great needing of back waxing but infidel Melican Marines no give. Can she help?
theenk you vetty mush
Kalid Mohammed
Relax Max – I am in Noooooo hurry.. plan to torment others for a long time still…
Kalid Mohammed – you should try a home waxing kit..just chuck a curling iron into a bath of hot wax and jump in..then once you have achieved a decent coat.. tack a strip of material to a tree trunk.. stand up against the tree trunk(back against the tree) and then rip it off.. Voila!
See you no need balls for this.. in fact I think you may lose the pair you have after this..
Glad I could help! Come back soon!
that’s my next question to exmi ~ will i ever lose the fat!! hehe
Stef – if there is hope for me.. then you are guaranteed success..
No. Don’t die, Little B. Young or old, neither one.
PS-I think your advice to the hairy-backed man was very good and practical. Except where he is, he probably will never see a bath or a tree. But it was still darn good advice. I am guessing you have never heard of Kalid. Me neither. So when I read that question and your answer to him, I googled his name for images and they showed his hair. So cool, I thought.
What the heck would Max know about that guy who wrote to you, anyway, right?
i was terrified to read mine till exmi said it was a nice one… lol
Relax Max – lol…..k
Angel – I wonder if she will find such niceness in mine