If I had a penis..
…hhmmmm If I had a penis.. I would write my name in the dirt every chance I get.. If I had a penis.. I would never wear loose boxers because the thought of a dangly bits on my thighs offends me.. If I had a penis.. I would wax my tackle regularly.. No-one likes to go down on tumbleweed.. If I had a penis.. I would be hung like a horse.. this I know.. If I had a penis.. I wonder if I too would try sticking it in all sorts of things to see what happens?? If I had a penis.. I would miss my vagina.. If I had a penis.. I would show it to everyone who wanted to look.. If I had a penis.. I would talk to it every day to find out how it was hanging.. If I had a penis.. I would probably be such a slut.. If I had a penis.. I wouldn’t be phoning the girl in the...
Just to let you know…
I have been tagged.. again.. by JustBcoz .. and she wants to know 8 arb facts about me.. After reading hers I will not be mentioning my boobs.. ok?.. Ok! 8 Random things about me: People think I have had permanent lipliner tattooed but its just pigmentation thats done it to my lips..I dont even really wear lipstick.. I always have lip-ice in hand because I HATE dry lips.. I cant see 3D.. also cant play fast games.. or sit too close in the cinema because I get motionsickness.. I live on coffee..drink it black with no sugar… think of it like mothers’ milk.. cant cope properly without it.. I am an avid series buff.. Boston Legal, NCIS, CSI, Private Practise, Grey’s, Invasion, the list can go for days.. LOVE LOVE IT! I am full of shit.. but I like...
How far does the apple fall ?
As most people are aware.. I am a mommy.. woohooo!! Ok, stop that now, It’s not a new thing.. my boys are 10 and 14 years old already.. so I am what you would call “seasoned”.. And in all these years gone past I constantly find myself reflecting on my mother’s parenting skills and using most them .. This has worked well for me because I had a wonderful mom who loved me and cared for me every day.. And my boys are well adjusted in most areas. But what if you didnt have a such a nice mom? What if your mom was not such a nice person to you? Before you raise your eyebrows and shake your head in disbelief I need to tell you that this is the case for some people..sad, eh? We tend to follow our parental role models in life… because that is...
Bring your balls to work day…
Nobby was allowed to bring his balls with him to work this week.. I think he mustve been a good boy! He keeps them in a blue box with velvet lining and it came with instructions too .. and when he plays with them they chime (he said this helps with his MoJo).. I have asked him to stop playing with them as it is very distracting when I am trying to work..demmit! He doesn’t listen, typical boys and their balls.. What next? Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share...
Interesting, ne!
Yesterday, I donned a skirt.. yeah yeah, I have one.. maybe two if I look really really hard! And why a skirt? cos my jeans weren’t dry.. why else?? Oh and I had to look like a girl cos I was seeing a couple of clients.. Sometimes this is required of me.. I am not saying I am a dyke.. no-no-no.. I like tollie, Its just I am most comforatble in jeans, tank top and takkies.. It makes my MOJO flow-like! So off I go.. SexyG and I .. meeting with one new client and one old client.. Client A was great.. meeting went well.. he has great products and will be really great to do..(Owner is a jol.. likes hansa and I think it would be great fun to burn meat and chew fat with…) Client B was an existing client and it was more of a “how are you, hows it...
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