The party is over..
…Next thing you know they will expect me to work..pfffft!
I work in a small office.. and we have one simple joy.. The Party Line!!…woohhooooo!
when it rings it is open season.. whoever answers it can answer it anyway they want to!! and pull the mickey from whoever is on the other side.. *sigh*.. its the simple things that we appreciate soooo much!
But now.. the MSN number has been allocated for work.. so the fun has to stop…waaaaa! I dont think Nobby took the news too good either.. he just sits and stares at the phone now and sighs alot instead of drawing pictures like he is supposed to..(I bought him new crayons and it hasn’t perked him up at all..box is still closed)..
We will have to find some other form of entertainment now.. wonder if I should bring the karaoke machine into the office?? Or perhaps I should glue his chair to the wall and tell him its possessed? HumDrumBum..
The phone will be missed..
..here are some examples of phone fun…ehem, perhaps you shouldn’t do these at home… 
“Hello, you are speaking to an automated sex service.. please press one to hear me moan…please press two and I will make you moan.. this call is charged at a rate of R100 per second..condoms are extra…. hello? helloo?? you havent pressed any of my numbers… hello?”
“Thank you for calling Teazers, How may we blow you?”
“Sawubona, Baaas.. de MADDAM ees beezi shayaring de baas.. eh he..”
“What YOU want, eh? Why you always phoning me? I told you to leave me ALONE!! I dont want to do this anymore! STOP harrassing me already and realise once and for all that just because you have a small penis I am still not going to let you near my exit, DUDE!..shees!”
(small girl voice) “Mommy, wheres my mommy.. will you be my mommy.. I want my MOMMY!.. what did you do to my mommy!.. WAAAAAAAA!..*sniff-sniff* you big bad meany.. where is my mommy.. its naptime and I want my mommy.. she sings me songs to make me go beddy bye.. will you sing me a song??.. where is my mommy…”
What will we do for fun now… I think I should go and hook up a webcam pointing to the road and glue a R10 note down.. see who bites.. should make for good entertainment for awhile..
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oooh i have to try some of those on my voicemail!
Take the karaoke machine in! and upload video footage
One of my favourites – a colleague did it to me first – stick scotch tape over the little holes on the mouthpiece of the phone of the colleague who is most easily irritated. Then no matter how loud they shout, clients will keep saying sorry I can’t hear you properly, hullo… hullo… hullo…while they get apoplectic from screaming louder and louder. It also works quite well if you do the same thing to the hole on the earpiece of the phone – only then the clients get truly p’d off at having to repeat themselves over and over to the village idiot on the other end of the phone.
Angel – I had to change my voicemail.. cos i got LOADS of angry people with this one..
” Howzit!… hold on man, just have to quickly put this away..ok?……(silence for 1 min).. hahaha.. just joking.. I’m not here.. and I dont listen to voicemail anyway.. so sms me later ok?…BYE!)
Goblin – will try.. but there might be some life threats that make me nervous, like..
Charmskool – this I am going to try!! waahahaaaaahaha! Brilliant man!
lol! i might witness my-hp-being-smashed due to those voicemail =p
mwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaha!!! the teazers one is my favourite! classic
Pull the mickey???
Does everyone have a mickey to pull? For example, would I have a mickey? Just when I think I am beginning to understand you, I go back to square one.
Please don’t pull my mickey until I find out what it is.
Fara – howzit! your HP?? Do you use it like a shield?
Stef –
Relax Max – I pull mickey all the time.. and last I heard .. so do you..