…hhmmmm

If I had a penis.. I would write my name in the dirt every chance I get..

If I had a penis.. I would never wear loose boxers because the thought of a dangly bits on my thighs offends me..

If I had a penis.. I would wax my tackle regularly.. No-one likes to go down on tumbleweed..

If I had a penis.. I would be hung like a horse.. this I know..

If I had a penis.. I wonder if I too would try sticking it in all sorts of things to see what happens??

If I had a penis.. I would miss my vagina..

If I had a penis.. I would show it to everyone who wanted to look..

If I had a penis.. I would talk to it every day to find out how it was hanging..

If I had a penis.. I would probably be such a slut..

If I had a penis.. I wouldn’t be phoning the girl in the morning.. she would be phoning me.. nonstop.. I’m that Good!

If I had a penis.. I would probably never get much done because I would be staring at it alot ..(wondering what happened to my vagina might be one reason)

If I had a penis.. Guys would hate me and probably order hits on me..

…now aren’t you glad I don’t have a penis??

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